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UDG
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04 Jun 2013, 4:46 pm

It's rot.

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04 Jun 2013, 4:48 pm

oh, like your fromunda cheese, now I get how it is related

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04 Jun 2013, 4:53 pm

When did you get close enough to his genitals to know that he doesn't clean enough?

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04 Jun 2013, 4:56 pm

At least he has gotten close to a guy's genitals.

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04 Jun 2013, 5:02 pm

As a person who is 18, I would say that I shouldn't feel any shame because I haven't. Besides, who would want to get close to a nasty, unclean penis? I guess that person would be you.

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04 Jun 2013, 5:05 pm

As opposed to your lady parts? If you ever stepped into a milk bath, you'd probably end up with cottage cheese. :eew:

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04 Jun 2013, 5:08 pm

I shower every day. That is more than most people can say. What kind of freak are you that you fill your bathtub with milk?

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04 Jun 2013, 5:10 pm

^ Poor.

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04 Jun 2013, 5:12 pm

I wash regularly. Thank you all.

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04 Jun 2013, 5:28 pm

You’re welcome.

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04 Jun 2013, 6:04 pm

Actually, Cleopatra bathed in milk.

Now she is dead.

Goes to show you.

We should all be allowed to shower in the back yard with a garden hose.

Except for Spiderpig, who would melt.

But at least his eyes would stop sending mysterious signals.

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05 Jun 2013, 8:07 am

thread page 411

how dare you people not be informative on this page....
sylkat- Cleopatra was a cross dresser
spiderpig- spins webs of bacon
UDG- washes with a dirty rag
Murihiku- blows guys(we thank you)
psychoSarah- I knew a Sara that was completely insane(must be the name)

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05 Jun 2013, 8:15 am

Why would you be rude to everyone! I think you like it

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