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09 Oct 2013, 3:48 pm

I cross-dress. XD


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09 Oct 2013, 5:11 pm

I am the bearded lady.


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09 Oct 2013, 5:18 pm

The best way to deal with an angry customer is to ignore him/her or tell him/her to get lost.



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09 Oct 2013, 8:19 pm

I have a mustache.


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09 Oct 2013, 8:22 pm

There is no cat asleep on my lap preventing me from going to the bathroom and making me contort my body so that I can type on my laptop without disturbing him



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09 Oct 2013, 9:10 pm

"No New Taxes"!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Can I tell another one?

"I'm from the government and we're here to help you."


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09 Oct 2013, 9:15 pm

Turtles are very fast.


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09 Oct 2013, 9:17 pm

There is such a thing as an honest politician in America today.


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09 Oct 2013, 9:59 pm

Yes, I'll have the deluxe cheeseburger. Please don't forget the pickles and onions.


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09 Oct 2013, 10:52 pm

I'm not a Fluttercord fangirl; I think Fluttermac is ten times better.



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10 Oct 2013, 6:53 am

And I think to myself what a wonderful world.

(The stupidest lie I can think of in any song.)



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10 Oct 2013, 10:28 am

the internet is the safest place there is to give all your personal information.


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10 Oct 2013, 10:36 am

^ So true. You should always give your bank account details, credit card number, date of birth, address, phone number, photos and other important information to anonymous strangers on the Internet because internet users are all good people.



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10 Oct 2013, 11:04 am

The song Cleveland Rocks does not talk about the city of Cleveland at all.


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10 Oct 2013, 2:07 pm

I watched Apocalypse Now and the four horsemen didn't turn up. I'm still waiting for them.



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10 Oct 2013, 3:08 pm

I have a Boston accent.


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