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06 Jun 2013, 7:54 pm

Nothing wrong with not being easily spoonfed. :wink:



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06 Jun 2013, 7:58 pm

If you're willing to eat Sarah, how much worse can it get from there?


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06 Jun 2013, 8:03 pm

I just was going to cook her. Then I'll just lay out the platter and ring the dinner bell. :twisted:

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06 Jun 2013, 8:29 pm

:cat: :flower:

Have you heard about improvisation?


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07 Jun 2013, 12:18 am

Nope. I'm too much a creature of habit. :o



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07 Jun 2013, 11:24 am

Two more years, and your avatar will be Yo Yo in 'Kill Bill'.


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07 Jun 2013, 11:32 am

I might have used her already. :scratch: Pretty soon I'll just have to rinse and repeat.



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07 Jun 2013, 11:35 am

You have a really busy finger, don’t you? :P


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07 Jun 2013, 11:48 am

That's because I still find your charcoal snowflakes perplexing... :tongue:



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07 Jun 2013, 2:16 pm

Perhaps those are actually spiders, tumbling through the air?

So appropriate for a Spiderpig......

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07 Jun 2013, 2:33 pm

That rodent also looks tasty


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07 Jun 2013, 5:46 pm

I am considering sending Spiderpig's floating Arachnida after you.


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07 Jun 2013, 5:53 pm

My money's on the spiders.



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07 Jun 2013, 9:42 pm

Yeah, because they’ve stolen it and are carrying it on their backs :P


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07 Jun 2013, 10:00 pm

I think they're scurrying it over to Sylkat' s den. The arachnid double agents have blown their cover. :lol:



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08 Jun 2013, 11:35 am

Let’s liven this up, shall we? It’s all been done before, and rudeness is no exception.

Hamlet wrote:
You lying stupid fatherless big smelly half-witted coward!
You are as stupid as the difference between a handsome rich brave
hero and thyself! Speak your mind!

You are as brave as the sum of your fat little stuffed misused dusty
old rotten codpiece and a beautiful fair warm peaceful sunny summer's
day. You are as healthy as the difference between the sum of the
sweetest reddest rose and my father and yourself! Speak your mind!

You are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and the difference
between a big mighty proud kingdom and a horse. Speak your mind.

Speak your mind!


Juliet wrote:
Speak YOUR mind! You are as bad as Hamlet! You are as small as the
difference between the square of the difference between my little pony
and your big hairy hound and the cube of your sorry little
codpiece. Speak your mind!


Juliet wrote:
Thou art as good as the quotient between Romeo and the sum of a small
furry animal and a leech. Speak your mind!


Ophelia wrote:
Thou art as disgusting as the quotient between Romeo and twice the
difference between a mistletoe and an oozing infected blister! Speak
your mind!


Juliet wrote:
You are as villainous as the square root of Romeo!


Romeo wrote:
Thou art as rotten as the difference between nothing and the sum of a
snotty stinking half-witted hog and a small toad!
Speak your mind!


http://shakespearelang.sourceforge.net/ ... akespeare/


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