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21 Dec 2006, 6:11 pm

Arthwrongis. It's like arthritis, only worse.

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21 Dec 2006, 7:38 pm

A picture of your own avatar, because you don't need it and you already have one.

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21 Dec 2006, 11:53 pm

tay-sachs disease

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21 Dec 2006, 11:54 pm

Herpes from a toilet seat.

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21 Dec 2006, 11:55 pm

Aids

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21 Dec 2006, 11:58 pm

Pubic lice that look like certain red buses...

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21 Dec 2006, 11:59 pm

A power outage, while you're cooking turkey.

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22 Dec 2006, 12:00 am

Rotten milk.

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22 Dec 2006, 12:01 am

Rotten eggs

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22 Dec 2006, 12:09 am

Oh, how that would smell bad!

Junk mail.

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22 Dec 2006, 12:11 am

Haggis

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22 Dec 2006, 12:52 am

ouch.

burning rubber.

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22 Dec 2006, 1:15 am

rotten eggs, liver, burned rubber, sour milk, old watermelon, and beans mixed up in a blender.

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22 Dec 2006, 3:48 am

tinky wrote:

rotten eggs, liver, burned rubber, sour milk, old watermelon, and beans mixed up in a blender.

....with hospital phlegm all nice and thick and all washed down with a cup of cold sick

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22 Dec 2006, 4:45 am

A very smelly dog with lots of fleas and a bad temper.

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22 Dec 2006, 8:53 am

A bunch of sadists that haven't had any 'Fun' of any kind in decades and their respective 'Toys'.

All of them have very low Willpower.

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