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20 Oct 2013, 10:12 am

ALF: [about Lucky] Last time I saw him he was high-tailing it out the window.

Willie: And why was that?

ALF: Cause I was chasing him with a fork.

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20 Oct 2013, 2:43 pm

I'm the J to the O to H to the double-N Y, I love a lot of things, I'm your jack-of-all-trades! I'm Johnnylicious!

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Hey, all. I'm just Johnny. Go ahead and talk to me if ya wish.

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20 Oct 2013, 2:50 pm

Scott: [both are on the Jerry Springer show] How could you do this to me? On national television!

Dr. Evil: Well throw me a freakin' bone here, Scott.

Scott: Why did you run out on me?

Dr. Evil: Because you're not quite evil enough.

[audience boos]

Dr. Evil: Well it's true! It's true! You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.

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20 Oct 2013, 3:20 pm

WitchsCat wrote:

My father is evil and wants to take over the world! :lol:

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20 Oct 2013, 4:21 pm

"IT'S TIME FOR DODGER BASEBALL!" - Eh, not now, but wait until next April.....

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20 Oct 2013, 4:33 pm

We will now use the power of the continuum transfunctioner to banish you to Hoboken, New Jersey.

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20 Oct 2013, 5:31 pm

"Thank you, Wendee Lee! And I welcome you to $ale of the Century's Celebrity Week......"

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20 Oct 2013, 5:38 pm

Elise: What exactly do you want?

Imposter Dan: Oh, I've already got it: a place to live, a television, a kitty who loves me, and friends all over the neighborhood, friends who know me as Dan, the neighbor who cares. Dan, the nighbor who lives in apartment 8. Sooo, if you don't leave immediately, I'll be forced to shoot you in self defense, good day!

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21 Oct 2013, 9:54 am

$ale of the Century is a Reg Grundy Production!

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21 Oct 2013, 10:08 am

Homer: D'oh!

Lisa: A deer!

Marge: A female deer!

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21 Oct 2013, 10:33 am

"Hmmm..... five-letter word for anger...."

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21 Oct 2013, 10:57 am

Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize your neighbourhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse's shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grisly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!