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17 Oct 2013, 9:14 pm

I have 20/20 vision.

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17 Oct 2013, 9:25 pm

I can draw like Michelangelo.

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18 Oct 2013, 4:12 am

I don't fart. It's a sound effect machine cannily tapped to me bum.

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18 Oct 2013, 6:40 am

I am the most popular, coolest person in the crowd!

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18 Oct 2013, 7:37 am

I've never eaten any junk food in my life.

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18 Oct 2013, 7:42 am

Housedays wrote:

I've never eaten any junk food in my life.

Neither have I. I have never even heard of junk food.

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18 Oct 2013, 1:42 pm

I was sitting on the bus yesterday, to then to my strange surprise hear a womans voice on the radio singing "what if god was one of us, just a slob like one of us, just a stranger on the bus, trying to make his way home" i must say i am very impressed, how did she know that! the only part she got wrong is that im actually a she. Still, thumbs up for the pshycic singer!

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18 Oct 2013, 1:57 pm

I like swimming across the Hudson River.

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18 Oct 2013, 3:00 pm

I like jogging in my neighborhood.

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18 Oct 2013, 3:19 pm

I run on batteries.

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18 Oct 2013, 3:43 pm

I am an android.

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18 Oct 2013, 3:44 pm

I am a truck.

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18 Oct 2013, 3:45 pm

I am a walrus.

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18 Oct 2013, 3:47 pm

I am a rock

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18 Oct 2013, 4:09 pm

Beans are a musical fruit.

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18 Oct 2013, 5:03 pm

I squashed a grape this morning.

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