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11 Nov 2006, 1:16 am

For vampires like us.

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11 Nov 2006, 1:18 am

Alex spelt backwards comes out as 'I am an NT and hate everyone with AS'

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11 Nov 2006, 1:20 am

... Or perhaps just "XELA"

George W. Bush is a direct descendant of Dolly the Sheep.

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11 Nov 2006, 8:14 am

Actually, that would explain a lot of things. Whatta maroon.

Curry is actually lethal poison in delicious spicy form.

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11 Nov 2006, 8:24 am

Cars were built as a cover up to their other transport idea which was donkeys with jet powered rockets stuffed up their arse.

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11 Nov 2006, 8:34 am

My left hand is purple.

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11 Nov 2006, 9:42 am

I don't actually have humans for parents. I have a couple of Routemasters for parents. A red London Transport and a Greenline were sniffing one anothers' poles one dark London Evening, and the next day, the red one layed an egg that was made of alumminium. I've hatched from the red egg, two weeks later.

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11 Nov 2006, 12:14 pm

my cat has abnormal gas problems that are silent but deadly. when she smiles...that's when you know she let one rip.

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11 Nov 2006, 12:46 pm

Richard Whiteley will come back to host Countdown in England next year, and Bob Barker will not retire from our version of The Price is Right.

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11 Nov 2006, 12:47 pm

bob barker plans to live forever.

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11 Nov 2006, 12:48 pm

But he is planning to retire from The Price is Right, and the show will go on with a new host.

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11 Nov 2006, 4:41 pm

The stars are almost right. Cthulhu is waking up soon to buy a Wii.

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11 Nov 2006, 4:46 pm

elmo,barney,teletubbies, kermit...yep, in a fight club.

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11 Nov 2006, 4:49 pm

Kermit tried Heroin, but ended up in "the middle of the stairs" *cue the music*.

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11 Nov 2006, 4:51 pm

Alternative wrote:

Kermit tried Heroin, but ended up in "the middle of the stairs" *cue the music*.

what music? *music plays* where on earth is that coming from? *searches for source of music*

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12 Nov 2006, 2:39 am

MrSinister wrote:

Whatta maroon.

Maroon is a shade of reddish brownish purplish something.

"Wrong Planet" spelt backwards is "Tenalp gnorw" which in the language of the underground mole people means "Land of the army of four-limbed spider beings who will one day take over the world mwah hah hah!! !"

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