Creating an Independant Autistic State

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Wheee!

We are going to be like Monaco and Switzerland, a small, rich, independent country!

Except, as Aspergians, we will not gloat about it...

Hardly ever.....

Sylkat

The national anthem can be any song lyric from The Sound or (arguably) Joy Division. Probably The Sound though... not as depressing!

There is already an independent autistic state. I call it "myself."

On second thought, the pterodactyl clone idea does sound promising...

Official Mollusk: Giant Squid.

Official Language: Klingon

How big are Pteradactyl eggs?
I need to start buying straw, probably a lot of straw for them to make nests....

Sylkat

You're thinking too small... Why don't you go for your own planet?

Well thats the thing see, there is only one planet currently available but its occupied. I thought about tilting it over and shaking it vigorously so all the people slide over to one side, but can't find a fulcrum or lever big enough.

Aliens could maybe take us somewhere else. There have been about 20,000 people a year visiting the 'upside-down' mountain pictured below in Bugerach, France. This is the place, according to some, where the aliens will rescue people before the world ends in 2012. They are expecting a lot of visitors in December. I'd like to check out some of the local hotel registers to see who has booked reservations around the 21st. Especially if they are being held with extraterresial credit cards (-3rd Bank of Venus, etc.)



But that is kinda a different crowd, and they probably don't have room for another 150 mil on the spectrum.

I myself don't think aliens have visited our planet. I mean I think there is a good chance of life elsewhere, but don't think interplanetary travel would be easy for anyone to do. And I don't see why aliens are going to be any super intelligent race that has solved all these incredibly difficult problems. They in all likelyhood are just another bunch of cocky animals like us, goof off, and probably make fart jokes too. No fart-joke race has ever been known to solve the technical problems of interplanetary travel.

Oh and Sylkat,
Flying Dinosaur eggs are about the size of a pretty big potato. If you need that down to centimeters let me know. P.S. I am getting a bit tired of having to go back and copy how you spelled perrydacktil, so am going to use the more conveinent circumlocation 'flying dinosaurs' from now on.

I hate to tell you this, but almost anything that flys tends to do its business right before it takes off.
Got this info from years of raptor study and personal experience with an annoyed swallow.

I see an opportunity there. If we build a harness to constrict the aperture so-to-speak, we can then release it at will and pteropoop the badies, or maybe just people we don't like much. An insidious biological and pterror weapon.

Don't need a harness, just good attack training, only instead of the trainer/rider yelling 'Blitz!' or 'Kill!', the command would be 'Poop!' or 'Feces!' or something classy like that....

Sylkat

If you want to use an exsisting term, 'Combat Dump' seems to fit pretty well.

Wheee!
We have an Air Force!
We are, however, going to need to issue each rider a Dremel to keep those claws nice and sharp...
Ummm, who is going to do the dental care?

Sylkat

I was just planning to take them to the local Dog Grooming place.

When you do, I demand to be there with a camera phone!
I am picturing yappy Chihuahuas, super-paranoid Dobermans, and manic Jack Russels, all having howling fits the minute you land in the parking lot, dismount, and try to drag your Pterodactyl into the Doggie Salon!

I bet they try to charge you extra!

Sylkat

I'll do it! I've been thinking about getting a camara phone, and this would be the perfect opportunity to test it out!

HereBeDragons will have the most incomparably popular website in the history of the Internet...make it a membership only thing, charge dues to watch the ensuing hilarity; you shall be rich, rich, rich!

Sylkat