krex wrote:
All the puppies are leaving the site....I am so sad,I dont know your new fangeled lingo half the time but I am often amused and heartened by your over all gumption....it will be so boring with just us old farts around(please dont steal our Werbert...he gives me the chuckles)
The chuckles? That's all I do for you?
Memo
To: All Werbert, Inc. Employees
From: Fred Werbert, CEO, President, and Chairman of the Board
Ladies and Gentlemen,
It has come to my attention that Operation Wrong Planet is not proceeding as planned. A certain member has recently said that we give her the "chuckles." This level of production is extremely disappointing. As you know, our investors have come to expect nothing less than side-splitting hysterics. This is the standard for which our company has become known, and it is the standard for which we strive to uphold.
Don't make me "forget" to contribute to the pension fund.
Sincerely,
FW