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alpineglow
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03 Dec 2013, 4:18 pm

I have friends.



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03 Dec 2013, 4:30 pm

I have more friends than anyone here on WP.


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03 Dec 2013, 4:35 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
I have more friends than anyone here on WP.


I'd be shocked if that was not the case (not a lie)


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03 Dec 2013, 4:39 pm

Sometimes I wonder if beer would actually taste good to me.


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03 Dec 2013, 4:42 pm

I am proud to be an alcoholic.


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03 Dec 2013, 4:43 pm

I like gym class more than orchestra.


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03 Dec 2013, 7:07 pm

Daytime is longer during the winter than in the summer.


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03 Dec 2013, 7:26 pm

Smoking is good for your health.


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04 Dec 2013, 3:25 pm

Chewing tobacco is good for your dental health.


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04 Dec 2013, 4:36 pm

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04 Dec 2013, 6:10 pm

I would make a great lover, unless your a walking boob I'm an al bundy (Married with Children ) asexual jerk see boobs and something happens not sure what that is though . :?


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04 Dec 2013, 7:20 pm

I am bald.


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04 Dec 2013, 10:43 pm

My nose is warm.



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05 Dec 2013, 11:31 am

Eating toothpaste is part of a complete breakfast!


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05 Dec 2013, 2:06 pm

Drinking mouthwash will make you high!


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05 Dec 2013, 3:47 pm

animals love supplying you protein.
enjoy your heart attack!


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