Make an extremely dark joke.

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In the early Family Circus, there were also comics where the mommy, Thel, would question her decision to get married and have kids.

In one comic, Thel is standing on a city street with the kids being loud and obnoxious. A young woman is admiring a wedding gown in the display window of a bridal shop, and Thel says to her, "THINK!"

Lose something? It's always the last place you look, unless you have Alzheimer's.

(Dark or Bad Taste?)

"Take a Penny. Leave a penny."
It's called client side sex trafficking.

I went down to the health food store, and there was a sign on the door that said:

CLOSED, due to illness.

The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.

The Beatles song Can't Buy Me Love is about John Merrick's inability to hire a prostitute.

The young man could not understand why Helen Keller wasn't returning his calls.
Deep down he felt it was because the last thing he said to her, when the phone was picked up was "Long time, no see!"

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after.
The first victims of the Pail of Water Serial Killer.

I met a man on the bus who claimed he loved fresh hot dogs. He asked if I would like to see a picture of one?
Peculiar, I thought, but said "Sure." I expected gourmet hot dogs.
He showed me several photos of various dogs, all ablaze on fire.
I was HORRIFIED!
He could not stop laughing at my reaction. Eventually, he said, "The funny thing is, I'm a vegetarian!" Then there was more laughter.
He thought it was funny.

"If I were a paramedic and Trump needed resuscitation, I would refuse to do it."

"Good thing you're not a paramedic, then."

"Why? Because there would be one less tyrannical felon dictator to worry about?"

Not very dark, but it's still a joke:

How do fish get high?
From seaweed.

A man picks up a hitchhiker.

The hitchhiker says "how do you know I'm a serial killer?".

The man answers "Because the odds of two serial killers being together in a stolen car are astronomical".

Mary had a little lamb,
The lamb began to sicken,
So Mary sold him to a canner,
And now he's labeled "chicken".

Mary had a little lamb
Her daddy shot it dead
Now she brings the lamb to school
Between to bits of bread

Even though I'm an animal rights supporter I still find this one hilarious.