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15 Sep 2016, 1:45 am

^^^!ylbatibudni!

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16 Sep 2016, 12:09 pm

Total Drama scene I randomly made up in my head:

*cell phone rings*

Chris McLean: *answers cell* Alright, SHEESH! Hello?

Scott’s Pappy: *angry rumbles coming from the phone*

Chris McLean: Oh, uh… Mr. Williams! What a pleasant surprise…

Scott’s Pappy: *angry rumbling persists*

Chris McLean: Your son…? Oh, YOUR SON! He’s doing just fine… A little immobile, but still alive! Ha, ha, haaa…

Scott’s Pappy: *rumbling gets louder*

Chris McLean: Um, sir… Can we please not bring any legal action into this? I kind of don’t want to get sued, plus I already have environmentalists up my butt for intoxicating the island… I mean, you know, it’s not really good for my image…?

Scott’s Pappy: *refuses to let up*

Chris McLean: HEY! It’s not my fault that a walking landshark found your kid delicious! QUIT PINNING THE BLAME ON ME, DUDE!

Scott’s Pappy: *retaliates*

Chris McLean: ALRIGHT! FINE! I’ll see what I can do! *hangs up* Man, no wonder that dude’s so messed up.

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16 Sep 2016, 1:20 pm

saffron chicken milkshake :chef:

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17 Sep 2016, 7:52 pm

Kalhihoho!

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17 Sep 2016, 8:01 pm

!ohohihlak!

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17 Sep 2016, 8:12 pm

Breadcrumbs.

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17 Sep 2016, 8:13 pm

doorknobs

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17 Sep 2016, 8:19 pm

Signpost.

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17 Sep 2016, 8:21 pm

gun lube

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17 Sep 2016, 8:29 pm

Pepper

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17 Sep 2016, 8:30 pm

paperpepper

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17 Sep 2016, 8:38 pm

I'm nude!

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17 Sep 2016, 8:42 pm

I was naked the last time I took a shower

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17 Sep 2016, 8:59 pm

auntblabby wrote:

I was naked the last time I took a shower

Hehe, I didn't even need a shower to do it!

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17 Sep 2016, 9:09 pm

Austinfrom1995 wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

I was naked the last time I took a shower

Hehe, I didn't even need a shower to do it!

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17 Sep 2016, 9:17 pm

auntblabby wrote:

Austinfrom1995 wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

I was naked the last time I took a shower

Hehe, I didn't even need a shower to do it!

Thanks! That's just the way to do it! At least that's what I think.

Just be nude when you feel like it.

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