ROFL I'm just going through middle school papers and I found a little piece of paper from math class with a smiley and a speech bubble on it.
Direct translation from my native language to English: "Please draw me three times this big".
First thing I read is:
Please draw me three times,
this big
Then after about a few seconds:
Please draw me,
three times this big
The second one seems to make a lot more sense... but the words are ambiguous.
I think I would've drawn it three times. I've got a memory I actually have.

Amazing how the placement of punctuation affects the meaning of a sentence.