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ImTheGuyThatDidThat
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02 Sep 2008, 7:15 am

"..hey isn`t that Sean Penn over there?
*takes out camera and start to take pics*

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02 Sep 2008, 7:17 am

"I`m not armed, i`m not armed!! !"
*waiwes wallet in the air in front of police officers*

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02 Sep 2008, 7:24 am

"you know, i know where your family lives.."

a guy said this to the Gambino hitman named
Iceman while sitting next to him in his car on
a busy highway. 5 seconds later he had 4
bullets in his head

The Iceman later said; "It might have happened a little
too fast, but i do not regret killing him. I do regret not
being more careful, taking him out in public like that,
that was just careless of me."

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02 Sep 2008, 9:22 am

ImTheGuyThatDidThat wrote:

^
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""Relax ... anyone can make sashimi!""

:lol:

Yeah...

That was a good one.

Still giggling.

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02 Sep 2008, 10:54 am

- "this might hurt a little"

- "it's okay i've done this a thousand times"

- "sure you can pet him, he's harmless"

- "...what the hell is that?"

- "now comes the hard part."

- "i'm good to drive"

- "my left arm feels numb. it's the darnedest thing..."

- "...oh s**t"

- "i told you i was hardcore!"

- "last words are for fools who haven't said enough."

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02 Sep 2008, 2:50 pm

This potato salad has only been in the fridge a week past its expiration date. Surely it's still good.

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02 Sep 2008, 4:25 pm

"It's okay, baby ... I made sure that the webcam is turned off..."

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02 Sep 2008, 4:45 pm

Fnord wrote:

"It's okay, baby ... I made sure that the webcam is turned off..."

*wipes a tear, and gets up off of the floor.*

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02 Sep 2008, 7:11 pm

"You can stay with me tonight, sugar. Daddy won't be back until Sunday."

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02 Sep 2008, 7:49 pm

"There is nothing you can say that would convince me."

"I can take him."

"I have your back."

"The safety is on."

"My dog doesn't bite."

"You'll never amount to anything."

"I've cut the power."

"Poison ivy doesn't affect me."

"It's a routine operation."

"No one could pay me enough to get naked for the camera."

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03 Sep 2008, 9:02 pm

"Wake up! Time to die...." -Leon, just before his head is punctured by Deckard's gun fired by Rachel in the movie Bladerunner...

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04 Sep 2008, 6:43 am

"what does this button do?" - Deedee, Dexters lab. She doesn't die, but it would be funny if she did.

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04 Sep 2008, 8:30 am

Fnord wrote:

"No one could pay me enough to get naked for the camera."

Hahaha!

Yeah, right on!

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04 Sep 2008, 9:15 am

These could be the last words you heard if
you were a soldier in the roman legion

""Line up men, it`s decimation time!"

now thats ruff

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04 Sep 2008, 9:58 am

Ave Caesar! Morituri Te Salutamus!

(Hail Caesar We Who Are About To Die Salute You!)

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04 Sep 2008, 11:04 am

"Read my lips; no new taxes!"

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