What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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i dreamed that i had bought a large collection of rats arses,
then i dreamed that everyone wanted me to give them at least one.
but i had to tell them that i had no rats arses to give away because i paid a lot for them, and they continued to live their lives without being in possession of any rat's asses given to them by me.

i am sorry but i have all the rats arses i bought in my own possession and therefore i ask no one no one else for a rats arse, and they do not have to give me any. i have every rats arse in my own collection and i am not letting go of ny of them.


so no one gives a rats arse to me because i am full up with them, and they have no rats arses to give me. (therefore they are worthless)

what ruddy ever.
good night to all the beady little eyes that are open at this time
i am sorry my mind has disintegrated .............

I just woke up after having slept all day.
I remember bits and pieces of the dreams I had, but only that, unfortunately. It's all fading away.
But it was strange, and very nonsensical, as dreams tend to be. For me at least.
The few unclear parts I remember;

There was a lot of stuff about Vivec (demigod from Elder Scrolls) but I don't remember it. Something stupid, probably. I remember a very nonsensical part only where there was some man having a theory about every person using some...ok, I think the whole term was something that doesn't even exist. But it was supposed to mean something related to language use somehow, I don't remember what exactly, how many vowels, adjectives etc. Something like that. I really don't remember the term and what it was supposed to mean other than meaning something connected to language use. Well his theory was that everyone uses the <insert the term> 37 times in a sentence. Yes, that doesn't make any sense. And he for some reason had counted how many Vivec had used when he spoke to him (I don't remember anything about that) and he had used 37.
And also he'd counted how many some random farmer guy that was present used, and he used 44 or something.

There was some thin, tall guy with very short blonde hair and glasses, in this cramped small room that was apparently underground and/or in some shack in a forest.
He was there with some other person, I don't know if it was his ex-wife the whole time, but he was in the part I remember (even if unclearly).
He had apparently been there or lived there years ago or something. He found this golden robot-like armor thingy, and he seemed happy and thought back on those days.
His ex-wife then became angry and reminded him how he hadn't been around at all or done any chores but just fiddled around with that thing (I'm not sure what he did with it, exactly) and "neglected" his family and such. Then the man said angrily, becoming my father (what, that whole thing has absolutely nothing to do with my father) that he did wash dishes quite often.

There was something with some very annoying friend I had years ago constantly somehow getting into trouble/kidnapped when she got on the train and she seemed to use a train all the time. I then at some point somehow altered the lyrics to some song that was playing in my mind to be something about her getting kidnapped all the time and I sung it (it was just something I did on impulse) and she heard and said that she isn't getting kidnapped, it's something else and then I was confused. It was something like that, it might have been very different but it did have that friend as the person getting into trouble in trains at least in the parts I remember. I think I had to save her constantly or something. Why'd I do that

There were some sort of superhero sort of people in the woods (the same woods with the armor guy's shack), they were hiding behind trees and looking for someone I think. They had really boring, random sort of costumes, nothing interesting, and just quite stupid-looking. The other one was called "The Wolf", I think. There was some part with someone in the woods needing help and calling out something with the word "wolf" in it, it was supposed to be a code message or something.

And that's all I remember. I know it makes no sense.

i remember only part of this dream, the last half- i was driving some kind of american luxury automobile, maybe a big buick or lincoln, with a saddle-tan/scarlet interior, bench front seat and column shifter, and lots of room inside. i merged onto a country road, and drove down the road a ways until i got to a long dirt driveway, at which point i turned and proceeded to a bridge over a creek. the bridge had a large metal vehicle sensor on it, that i gingerly drove over because i didn't know what was going to happen- i looked at the bushes on either side of the dirt road and worried that hidden ninjas were going to leap out and attack me. i drove past the bridge to a large country house with an electronic billboard on the right side of the front yard- the sign was flashing astrological factoids in scarlet red. then it occurred to me that i had been here [in the dream] a few days earlier to consult with a professional astrologer about my horary chart and interpretation. sure enough, the astrologer stepped out and greeted me, and she led me inside the house to her office in the basement. this house looked an awful lot like my childhood house that i grew up in, i thought as i walked with the astrologer.

once inside her office, she transformed from an older woman into a young adult male with a wrestler's build and sun-bleached dutch-boy blond hair, a sunburnt complexion and piercing ice-blue eyes. there were mirrors all over the office, and i could see my reflection in them- i looked like a much younger version of myself, with wavy shoulder-length brown hair and intensely brown eyes that struck me with their vitality. he talked with me about specifics of my [astrological] chart interpretation [the details of which my waking mind forgot]. he then excused himself to greet another man, who was wearing brown trousers and a maroon shirt that was straining against his distended overweight belly. they got into an argument and soon were literally at each other's throats, when i decided to get out of the way of their brawl and walked into an adjoining room, into which the brawl followed. the astrologer then turned into the T-1000 terminator from the 2nd terminator movie, and the overweight man morphed into another lesser terminator not shown in any terminator movie, and then they got into a wrestling match with lots of dirty below-the-belt kicks and "WHAM!"-ing punches and gouges and such, really a nasty sight. at this point the old Dramatics' song "what you see is what you get" started playing in the background, on a continuous loop.

the T-1000 started ramming the lesser terminator into walls in an attempt at bashing its brain's out, then T-1000 shoved the other terminator into me [quite painfully] at which point i shouted "HEY! you're hurting me! stop shoving him into me!" the T-1000 glared at me with soulless machine eyes, then took the fight to another part of the room. eventually the T-1000 started twisting the other terminator's head off, and soon the lesser terminator was a twisted smoking heap on the floor. then, with one of its still-functioning hands, it grabbed a key-fob-like detonator and pressed the button- instantly there was this rising high-pitched squeal, similar to a photographer's hot-shoe flash unit, and i suddenly knew i had to jump out of the way, duck and cover- there was a bright flash and "BOOOOMM!! !" the explosion blew the now shredded lesser terminator into a dark hallway adjoining the room i was in, and knocked me flat on the floor, stunning me. the lesser terminator was now smoking lumps of melted junk on the floor, and the surviving terminator sat in the corner and just stared at me with those cold blue eyes, chilling me to the bone. then i awoke from this nightmare.

Wow, mine was action packed and crazy, where to start?

Well last night, in my dream, I was playing a video game, except it was virtual reality and I couldn't escape into real life. I was in a giant laboratory, holding a shotgun, then suddenly Elmo from Sesame Street came round the corner, he summoned a hurricane and I was dragged towards him, along with all the tables and chairs.

He opened his mouth and he ate me! I died many times. I then realised I had to shoot him before he swallowed me. So I shot him in the face, killed him, and went round the corner to the next room. There was an ugly yellow ogre / troll / dragon standing there with a laser gun, next to some scaffolding. He turned around and saw me, then tried to chase me. I climbed up a ladder and got on top of the scaffolding.

He was firing lasers at me, while also firing green acid out of his nose. I dodged him for a while, then I jumped onto his head and he died, just like that. I then went out the way I came, back through the lab, and then I was outside in a futuristic city. The only way to escape the virtual reality was to actually travel there, to the escape point.

I was in a car park (parking lot), and I noticed two sports cars with their doors open. A guy was in one of them, and he told me to get into the one next to him. It was suprisingly very easy to drive. There was a steering wheel, acceleration and reverse. No gear sticks or anything. The guy drove off, and I followed him in my car. It turned out we just stole those cars from someone, who I saw running after us, yelling "Hey, you stole ma car!!"

We drove inside a casino, he then drove off round a corner, and disappeared. I just sat there in my car, in some lobby, where people were walking around in fancy suits drinking martinis. I drove my car down a hallway, and I found a 'Playboy Shop', that apparently just sold Playboy magazines. Or did it? I picked up a magazine, looked inside and it was very disappointing. Every page had exactly the same picture, which was blurred as well.

I was then somehow on top of a mountain, in Wales I think. So I guess I never got to see how I escaped the virtual reality . I was in a very claustrophobic hutch, full of weird, half snake / half rat creatures, that I had to get out of the hutch. There was a person on the other side of a hole, that I had to pass the creatures to. Nasty things they were.

Now for the final scene. I was a gangster in Italy, I think, in the back of a car, which was chasing another car down the road. I don't remember anything else, except the car flipped upside-down. I managed to escape, and then just walked down the road, into the distance. The End.

I should hopefully return tomorrow with yet another epic and insane dream to tell!

My dream was just the color turquoise. It was an incredibly scary nightmare and I have no idea why. There was just the color turquoise in every direction and nothing else. A turquoise void. I woke up in a panic and when I thought about the dream I couldn't figure out why I would find endless turquoise so frightening. Maybe because it was endless. I don't know,.

I recently dreamed that my place of employment burned down. Think I know what that one was all about.

One in which I was assaulted by a small, anthropomorphic dog wielding throwing stars.