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25 Jul 2014, 10:29 pm

I've invented the toothpick out of boredom last night after getting home from an evening out with my friends.

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26 Jul 2014, 10:40 am

I have a swimming pool in my back yard.

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26 Jul 2014, 10:49 am

Tomatoes grow on lemon trees.

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26 Jul 2014, 5:23 pm

I like to eat poopsicles.

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26 Jul 2014, 10:59 pm

Texas just keeps getting better and better.

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26 Jul 2014, 11:04 pm

The Beatles are my favourite band and I look like Jenny McCarthy.

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27 Jul 2014, 1:33 am

There are no stupid questions.

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27 Jul 2014, 9:24 am

I like to scrape gum off of the bottom of desks.

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27 Jul 2014, 4:02 pm

North Dakota doesn't suck nearly as much as one might surmise. Its totally not infested with ill-mannered truck drivers, and the local folk are extremely friendly, helpful, and very open minded towards people with neurological diversity! I think everyone on the spectrum should move here. I really, really want to stay here as long as I live, because I freakin' love this place!!

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27 Jul 2014, 5:33 pm

I hate making rubber band bracelets.

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27 Jul 2014, 5:43 pm

There are no such things as beavers.

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28 Jul 2014, 6:54 am

I am nicely relaxed. :coffee: :oops:

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28 Jul 2014, 1:35 pm

I have a garden.

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28 Jul 2014, 4:21 pm

Many people believe that it is impossible to lick one's own elbows, this is untrue. If you can't do it then you're obviously not trying hard enough.

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28 Jul 2014, 5:08 pm

I am ridiculously underweight. :wink:

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28 Jul 2014, 6:01 pm

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