What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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I had a dream that I was at school. I was being punished for some reason, and as punishment, I was sent to the gas chamber and they turned the gas on.

Last night I dreamed my old friend Ryan was stabbing me with a knife in a bathroom, and I 'felt' it which is really unusual, as I never usually experience 'physical' sensation in dreams. It didn't feel like a stab though, it was rather like the knife was made of plastic, and my body was made of stretchy rubber. He stabbed me just in my left kidney area, from behind. I then backed him against the rear wall, and I impaled his head on a plastic coat hook. His head was also squishy.

Stab
To dream that you have been stabbed, signifies your struggle with power. You are experiencing feelings of inadequacy and defensiveness. Alternatively, the dream suggests that you are feeling betrayed as reflected by the popular phrase, "being stabbed in the back".
Backstab
To dream that someone has backstabbed you, signifies feelings of insecurity. You have a lot going on in your life at the moment and believe someone is out to get you.
Kidneys
To dream of your kidneys, represent a need for cleansing.
Impale
To dream that somebody is being impaled, suggests a need for a forceful, violent or passionate release of your repressed emotions. You feel that you need freedom from the limitations of your own psyche. Consider which part of the body is being impaled and what that part of the body symbolizes. To see a head in your dream, signifies wisdom, intellect, understanding and rationality. It may also represent accomplishments, self-image, and perception of the world.To dream that you have impaled someone else's head, signifies poor judgment or a bad decision that you have made and regretted. You are not seeing a problem or situation clearly, perhaps because a truth is painful. Your dream is telling you to push through the pain and get to the bottom of things. This symbology may also be a dreamland pun on somebody hampering your ability to get a"head" in life.

School
To dream that you are in school, signifies feelings of inadequacy and childhood insecurities that have never been resolved. It may relate to anxieties about your performance and abilities. If you are still in school and dream about school, then the dream may just be a reflection of your daily life and has no special significance.
Alternatively, a dream that takes place in school may be a metaphor for the lessons that you are learning from your waking life.You may be going through a "spiritual learning" experience.
Punishment
To dream that you are punished, signifies guilt or shame about your actions. You need to learn to forgive yourself. Are you punishing yourself?
Noxious Gas
There may be a situation in your life that you are having difficulty in getting a handle on. To come in contact with a noxious gas in your dream, suggests that you are feeling suffocated and smothered by some relationship. You need to cleanse yourself and get rid of past pain.
Gas Chamber
To dream that you or someone is in the gas chamber, suggests that you need to get rid of something in your life that is causing you much sickness, distress, or negativity.It is causing you much harm to your well-being.

i keep having this dream where i am at the hospital where i used to work, in a delivery room where there was just a delivery, and the place is messy and i am cleaning it up, and i pick up clean towels before i walk out of the delivery room. as i walk down a long hallway, i notice the rich walnut mosaic flooring tiles beneath my feet, and rich tapestry wallpaper on either side of me, and then i enter a large luxurious apartment with the same flooring and wall treatment. inside, there is a large wall-panel tv set blaring either larry king or john mcglaughlin interviewing some talking head, on the other side of a blue room-dividing drape. i step into the bedroom, and my feet sink into rich thick plum-colored berber carpeting, and i go "ahhh." i am dirty so i want to shower, but when i try to actually shower there is no bathroom in the apartment, so i have to walk back out in the hallway in search of a shower stall somewhere in the hospital, at which point i wake up.

That I was raped by Austin Powers.

I am going to break down your dream aunt blabby style. Take this with a pinch of salt

Hospital - to dream of a hospital signifies a need for healing
Mess - signifies that you feel there's something in your life that needs tidying up.
Luxury - indicates desire for more material pleasure
Plum - is a variant of purple, which is a colour associated with wisdom, spirituality and mystery.
Dirt - good for growing roses.

gosh.
well i sure hope that he at least brushed his famously bad teeth before the deed.

I had a lucid dream last night.
I was in town shopping, and I was going in shops and stuff. Then I bought a drink and a chocolate bar, but then when I finished I started feeling anxious like I do often in real life when I'm out. Then I wanted to phone my mum but I forgot to bring my mobile, and then I noticed I wasn't wearing a t-shirt, only my bra. I then realised that I was dreaming, I decided I wanted to jump off this really high ledge that drops down to the floor below in the shopping centre to see what happens but I chickened out last minute. Next I walked outside and I was in the area near where my granddad lives and I thought about getting run over to see what would happen because I knew I was dreaming. But I changed my mind and just ran across the road just in case I wasn't dreaming (everything felt really realistic.) I was then with a group of people around my age and they were playing with knives and chasing each other with them, including me. They kept tickling me with the knife, even though they meant no harm I still felt nervous and screamed when the knife touched me. I didn't want to wake up though, and I was really pleased that I hadn't woken up already, but after a while of hanging out with these people I did wake up.

i used teriyaki sauce, that is salty enough, i guess.



score. medicate me



score- my whole life needs tidying up.



you can say that again. i have wanted for decades, and still want, a cadillac sedan deville, a used one, but have never had $ufficient fundage to get one even used. but if i could get me a gently used pink mary-kay edition deville i'd be as happy as a pup with two peters. score.



score- those are my colors, numerologically and otherwise. scorpio rising means that i am drawn to the mystery of divination.



score my place is less than clean, and i have a brown thumb regarding plants dying on me.

i dreamed 2 nights ago that i was giving a presentation of my new software system to an auditorium full of people, and the words i spoke into the microphone came out the loudspeakers in a different language that i did not understand.

people became affronted and stood up, and they were very angry. they seemed to understand the garbled transformation of my voice and they took extreme exception to what they thought i was trying to say.


then i noticed that there was a cage around me as if someone foresaw that i would need to be protected during my presentation.

i tried to say i was sorry if people had misinterpreted me, and then all hell broke loose.

then i realized the cage was protecting me from their revolt and so i started to insult them to see how far i could enrage them (in a "if you can't join them beat them" attitude) , and then they all seemed to calm down and they resumed their seats. i was puzzled and confused and then the dream fizzled away i guess. maybe it went on, but i have no recollection of the dream if it went on after that.

Awesome!

Well mine last night was just way too scary and sexually disturbing to explain. So I'll just give off suitable snippets from it.

I was Isaac in Dead Space, and I jumped down a hole into a really dark and claustrophobic tunnel. All of a sudden loads of mini-necromorphs came charging at me. I kept shooting at them with my Plasma Cutter, but they just didn't stop coming, and I ran out of ammo.

There was an elevator behind me, so I ran towards it, but the necromorphs grabbed me, and started transforming me into one of them. I was now an evil necromorph, and a scientist lady came over to me, dragged me onto the elvator and onto the next floor. She was going to use me as her pet, to kill innocent humans.

After that, I was in sunny Spain, where Guns N' Roses were playing a concert nearby. I was in a random street, with my Dad and my Brothers. I couldn't see the band, but I could here them. They started playing the song Chinese Democracy, and I was saying how I loved the album, but no one else did.

Anyways, that's it, for the parts that are suitable for this thread. The rest was just... awesome, then very creepy. How about an Adult Discussion for dreams?

this thread is just one of many in the random section. you could always post a relatively explicit version of your dreams in the adult forum, but you could, with judicious euphenistic methods also post a version which would pass the PG-rated muster of the random section as well.
this reminds me of watching the tonight show [with johnny carson] back in the early 70s and johnny was interrupted while beginning a risque joke, by an off-stage censor, who told johnny that he had to immediately cease and desist with finishing the joke, and the audience booed and they went to a commercial. the next day so many complaint letters came in, at the expense of the network censor, that johnny read some of them, and one letter he read sticks in my memory to this day- paraphrasing, it said "NEVER do that again! just tell the damned joke and let the damned censor bleep it out, we'll read your lips and figure out what it was about."

so let's hear the full version sometime, por favor?

The one I had this morning.

The first part was horrible, and I'm not going to reveal anything about it other than the fact that it involved me losing a friendship with someone I love.

The second part, however, began when, feeling like the world was set to end, I made my way down to the local beach, and began having a heart-to-heart with a stranger. Shortly after this point, a group of men with red hardhats and blue overalls came running out of the sea, ordering us all to head away from the beach and back to the park. When I got back to the park, I was quickly made fairly upset by the sight and sound of some more men with red hardhats and blue overalls driving jackhammers into the hills , so I wandered off in the direction of my old primary school.

When I got to my primary school, I noticed that nobody was around to watch me, so I sneaked inside. After spending quite some time exploring the classrooms on the upper floor, I headed down one narrow and sloping corridor that I had never seen before. The slope, however, became extremely steep after I turned one particularly tight corner, and I ended up plummeting down there and dragging the rug down with me. I then crashed through a door and found myself in a dark and unfamiliar classroom (the items on display in the room made me suspect that it was supposed to be for pre-schoolers). Attempts to climb back up the slope proved impossible, and I was soon reduced to hitting the walls, pacing agitatedly, and screaming profanity in a fit of panic. I woke up shortly afterwards.

Last night, I dreamt some others and I were flying in a small plane over a vast ocean. Most of the ocean was a clear, light blue--a beautiful color, but we realized it was wrong. The middle of the ocean isn't supposed to be transparent, pale bue, and there were no fish or other things to be seen. We were aware somehow that this had been done deliberately to the ocean. I found it unsettling.

It was very bright and I had to squint to watch the water. It seemed to gradually get brighter, but the water got (slightly) murkier. Suddenly, we spotted a huge, long shape in the water. It was hard to look at for how bright it was out, but it was a giant crocodile! I kept watching the water, and gradually the number of crocodiles increased, some the size of whales, some the size of regular ones, and many in between. Eventually, the sea was completely crowded with their dark shapes. This was close to shore, where we landed.

We were on the coast. The water was perfectly still and shallow straight up to where it stopped when it met the slightly-elevated land, but I couldn't see the crocodiles. There were a few other people here watching them, and this spot of land had those machines you put quarters in to use as binoculars. I put my quarter in but couldn't get anything to come into focus. I looked away to tell the others that the binoculars were useless, and when I looked back, the water had receded, leaving behind a brown marsh, with the shimmering water barely visible far away in the distance. There were no animals of any kind in sight. I went onto the marsh to look for them and spotted, far away, a giant bird, like a massive emu. I went back to get my camera to take its picture, but when I got there, it was time to go.