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15 Sep 2014, 1:45 pm

Booyakasha wrote:
Parliament is currently seeking m***et trolls, as hairy as possible. Applications will be accepted till Friday evening, CET.


Forgot to add - minimum 5 years of hairiness is needed.



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15 Sep 2014, 2:28 pm

^in that case, take my entire maternal family. :lol:


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15 Sep 2014, 2:30 pm

I am a member of British Parliament.


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15 Sep 2014, 2:35 pm

Kiprobalhato wrote:
^in that case, take my entire maternal family. :lol:


Looool :lol:

I guess that means they're related to mine! 8O Wow what a place to find relatives.



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15 Sep 2014, 2:47 pm

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15 Sep 2014, 4:00 pm

I don't miss at all some people from here to play/joke with.



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15 Sep 2014, 7:51 pm

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15 Sep 2014, 8:48 pm

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15 Sep 2014, 8:54 pm

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15 Sep 2014, 10:55 pm

Beautiful people's diarrhoea sounds beautiful.



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15 Sep 2014, 10:59 pm

diarrhoea is primarily a neural tube defect.


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16 Sep 2014, 3:02 am

I'm about to party like it's 1699! :jester:



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my vision is 20-20.


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