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animaster Tufted Titmouse
Joined: 7 Sep 2014Gender: MalePosts: 32
This statements is true.
RoadRatt Veteran
Joined: 26 Aug 2014Age: 61Gender: MalePosts: 67,970Location: Oregon
Everyone that I know wishes that they were me.
Kiprobalhato Veteran
Joined: 25 Mar 2014Age: 29Gender: FemalePosts: 29,119Location: מתחת לעננים
my school is ugly.
EzraS Veteran
Joined: 24 Sep 2013Gender: MalePosts: 27,828Location: Twin Peaks
I'm a pole dancer in an exotic nightclub.
I took all of the skeletons out of my closet and replaced them with live people.
Sedentarian Veteran
Joined: 28 Aug 2013Gender: FemalePosts: 6,682Location: Madison, WI
I have skeletons on the walls of my room.
It was raining pigs and cows today.
BetwixtBetween Veteran
Joined: 25 Feb 2014Age: 43Gender: FemalePosts: 3,543Location: Mostly in my head
I would hate to be a millionaire.
alpineglow Veteran
Joined: 12 Aug 2012Gender: FemalePosts: 2,002
i'm listening to death metal right now.
Thanks! I'm named after my uncle Bob. I spell mine backwards though so that everyone can tell us apart.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
I have a pet dust bunny.
I have eight legs.
Cavendish bananas do not live a precarious existence.
I bark at the full moon.