What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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I was attacked by an angry dog.

But instead of biting me, the dog shot me with a squirt gun full of acid (it stood on its hind legs to do this). The acid hit my shoulder and it really hurt.

Then I woke up and realized that I'd been lying on my shoulder funny and it had that pins and needles feeling. That explains the plot of the dream. The odd thing is, as I was waking up, I had a gloating thought about the dog. I thought "HA!! Won't that dog be surprised that I disappeared right in front of him because I woke up."

Then after about 5 minutes I became more awake and realized that in the transition between asleep and awake, I'd actually believed that sleep was a literal other world that I visited while asleep and exited when awake and permanent residents of that world who saw me wake up would see me disappearing from their world. I had that thought for about 5 minutes of quasi-awakeness until I came fully awake and realized that was absurd.

I had this one last night:

I was going to Arizona to go to a couple concerts with my family. They were both supposed to be by the same band, but at the last minute, one of the members announced that they were going to do the first show solo. We only had 2 tickets to that show. We stayed in an enormous hotel with a pool that you could get to from the second floor hall. It was a lap pool with lane dividers and everything. We hadn't gone to any concerts yet, and my parents announced that we were going to go home and then come back. I went to school at one point, but it was in a different area than where my school normally is. I took the bus home from school and was planning on getting my mom to pick me up at the last stop. However, I forgot about it so called her when I was really close to the stop. This happened over a few days. On the day we were going to return to Arizona, my mom decided that I should go skiing before we left, but I didn't realize, but somehow arrived on the mountain. I told my mom that I didn't want to go skiing, but snow tubing instead. However, we had problems getting tickets. Then I woke up.

i dreamt that i was in one of the planes of illusion, and it took the form of a vacation resort carved out of volcanic rock, with mountain ranges in the background. the place was decorated in a scheme best described as "xmas meets shopping mall and used car lot" with multicolored [mostly medicinal red] balloons on flyer strings just like at a car lot, along with the usual gold and silver xmas garlands and xmas colored lights. the place was full of the most beautiful people, like what one might see on a typical episode of "lifestyles of the rich and famous."

and there i met my late mother, who looked like a different person yet i "recognized" her just the same. she was sitting at a table in an open area similar to a mall food court, with many tables and reclining chaise lounges like the resort it was. she peppered me with questions about the last pope [john-paul II], the gist of which was "how could he be as smart as he was commonly described to be when he was alive?"- and in the dream i replied to her that he almost certainly had a genius-level iq and was an extremely well-read autodidact who did indeed speak 10 languages fluently. she then said "i still don't understand."

just then my father appeared as a blue-ish cloud of vapor, and cautioned my mother not to speak so loudly about the pope, as he was sitting at the next table- so mom and i craned our necks around and indeed, the pope was sitting right there at the next table, in his papal vestments and with a beatific smile towards nobody in particular. he looked to be in the prime of his [most recent] life, in about his mid-50s. then i awoke.

I once dreamed that i had found a way into another dimension via caves.

I only remember part of this dream, but I dreamed that I was standing near a window, and examining the foliage just outside it. Then I realized that some kind of cobwebby nest was in the foliage and I grew apprehensive about what was living in there. I suddenly noticed that a very large, very ugly moth was being born. It looked at me with evil little eyes as it slid out of a cocoon. I grew alarmed and tried to shut the window lest it come inside. Then the moth turned into a multi-colored, tropical looking bird. It's feathers were damp, and it slid into the window before I could shut it. It hopped and landed on the floor, and I became protective of it, because my cat immediately began to stalk it. I managed to coax it back out of the window, then I woke.

I had a dream last night, wasn't too interesting except for one object; it was a picture hung on a window instead of a wall. Made me laugh when I woke up and realised my mind had rationalised that somehow.

I had a very long and very weird dream last night. This is only a very small section (even if it is more like a whole chapter XD):
I remember is being in this big house/hostel type place, and I was in this big dining room that looked like a restaurant, and then realising that I was dreaming. And I was looking at these really weird things like pink floating blobs and saying "that's there because it's a dream" and I felt a sort of freedom and control, like I was controlling the situation. I saw my dad on one table who gave me a funny look and I don't know why.

Then I was sitting on top of these steps with a small door and the bottom on the far end on this dining room, and a girl the same age as me with shoulder length, straight black hair and wearing a dull blue hooded top came up to me. She was going to show me a secret area that only she and a few others know about, we crawled through the door and down a wooden tunnel. We were then in an ENORMOUS warehouse, a lot bigger than what you usually see in real life. And there were 3 or 4 storeys of indoor playground, a bit like wacky warehouse. With ball pools and soft cubes and slides and tunnels connecting all the sections together. And there was mesh all around the outside and things jutting out so you can climb on the outside and up the walls. And in this massive play area there were hoards of children, aged around 7-11 all running around and chatting and climbing. I climbed up the outside on the walls, a lot better than I could in real life, I was almost like a monkey. Then I crawled through a little door and now I was inside the play area, it looked awesome inside! It just seemed to go on forever. Then I realised that girl who showed me the place wasn't there, and I was the oldest person in the building. I felt embarrassed and shouted "are there any adults here?? Is there anywhere for adults??" Then that 18 year old found me, and she said "yes, the adult's section is over here" and she led me to a soft tunnel and I was a soft bouncyish room, with a plastic table and soft benches around the edges, and the wall below us was just the same as the play area, somehow I teleported myself to the bottom and I climbed up like a monkey, with each hole in the mesh big enough to fit your toes in. Then I was back. In the soft room there were some people and some were cartoonish talking animals and aliens, some in clothes and some not. Below us was a giant warehouse space with a thin rough carpet with a mixture or adults, young teenagers and much more anthropomorphic animals, oh and a swing set.

In various places there were talking dogs mating (wtf lol) and it was really quite a sleazy (is that the word?) and "debauched" kind of place. Anyway, there were cartoony dogs mating in the room I was in while we were all talking like nothing was happening. I though it was weird as hell. Opposite me there was some kind of alien blob that speaks, and next him suddenly appeared a talking chimp with weird purpley dark blue hair, an mean face and he was wearing a purple spaceman style superhero suit, and it was tight around him. I was like "holy s**t that's cool!" and I felt compelled to touch his arm just to check he was real (because you know, he's a talking chimp.) And I poked his arm with this look of "woooaaah" on my face, I was really quite impressed by it all. Then this dog (while he was still mating) shouted at me "IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR HUMANS THEY'RE OVER THERE! YOU FREAK!" I had no idea what the hell he was implying, but knowing the nature of the place.

Anyway, I was looking around and saw not many people but lots of animals. After a bit I climbed down and I was walking with that girl again, and I was behind the swing set and there was a girl of about 13/14 was lying down with a coat over her, and she had a smiley face but she looked like she was in a trance, and there was a radio by her playing bizarre psychedelic music playing, and I noticed she had recently been sick. My new friend told me to ignore her and carry on walking, she was not normal apparently. We were walking down the giant carpeted warehouse, and we saw more young people going about their fun or whatever, and more animals and aliens. Then we saw what looked like various foods tipped over and I was dodging them, and I heard a 15/16 year old girl say to her friend "that's probably that crazy girl with the weird music". It was said in a bitchy tone as if they hated her.

And that's all I remember.

Anthony Bourdain punched me in the eye.

I dreamed I was Will Smith in the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. I was in a dark thrift store, looking through racks of awful synthetic clothing. Then 5 Star (all 5 members) suddenly emerged from within a tracksuit and they said 'systematic' in unison in an unearthly kind of robot voice. And I felt like I was being harangued over something I did, I felt guilty. Then I went into another part of the store, it was health and beauty, and I was looking at dandelion flavour chocolate on a shelf, it had a gold colour wrapper.

I'm not making this up.

i dreamed that i waited at a bus stop all day for a bus that i did not need to catch.
when it arrived i saw that it was going to a place i had no business being in, so i quickly jumped off and walked back to my car that i found after i forgot where i parked it and i woke up many hours later with a healthy appetite. talk about missing details huh?