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27 Sep 2006, 5:55 pm

many of them are...(J/k racing fans)

why do we need ten fingers+toes to be considered healthy babys?


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27 Sep 2006, 9:04 pm

It's because the doctors think that the head and the legs themselves don't matter! jk/lol

How could someone make pasta pizza?


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28 Sep 2006, 12:12 am

By eating some pasta, eating a pizza, and then letting it all back out ( :wink: )

Why do I have a constant urge to change my Avatar every two days?


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28 Sep 2006, 2:38 am

Identity crisis. I have it, too.

How can a bird be so much faster than a bug?


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28 Sep 2006, 2:58 am

Because the birds are cheating. The bugs like to play it fair.

Tomato Sauce or Mayonnaise for my cheese sandwich?


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28 Sep 2006, 6:09 am

tomatoe sauce... goes good with everything

glue or rubber


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28 Sep 2006, 7:04 am

glue

fart or burp


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28 Sep 2006, 11:03 am

both

Dose God real bles America, or dose he pull for the underdog like many others.


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28 Sep 2006, 1:52 pm

He does bless America, but only because it's screwed without him.

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28 Sep 2006, 3:55 pm

Because if you weren't it would be 2:00 in the morning.

Why do my dad's farts smell worse than a rotting corpse?



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28 Sep 2006, 4:24 pm

Because he is NT.

Why do people feel they have to bully?


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28 Sep 2006, 5:30 pm

They feel threatened by "outsiders"

why do es my dog chew through wires


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28 Sep 2006, 7:08 pm

Because he still hasn't chewed through the WRONG one yet.


Does it seem strange that even toenail fungus has a cute mascot?


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28 Sep 2006, 9:22 pm

TOTALY!! Toenail fungus is'nt cute!! ! I got a case in Marine Corps Boot camp!!


Why do I have to work so many hours in a day??



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29 Sep 2006, 1:14 am

Because they hate you.

What's your grandmother's bra size?



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29 Sep 2006, 3:28 am

It's classed as "Watermelon" :wink:

D'you think CockneyRebel will like the drawing I did for her?


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