What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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So, kind of like real life socializing?

I meant probably not too interesting to anyone but myself, but I giggled at your interpretation of what I meant.

i have no idea what to make of your words.
i do not see any cogent idea that occurs to me about what you said.

i lost track of the lyrics the song "a partridge in a pear tee" when i first heard it (and ever since).

dismiss or engage. it is up to you.
i "dismiss" because engagement eventually is influenced by phase shifts of oscillations of uncertainty. seizures of progress are cooked with this recipe.

god i weigh 2 billion tons and so i must shut my eyes and be relieved of my consciousness that is a burden in a way to me.

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i will lose all but 90 kg of my current weight of concerns when i shut my eyes and resign from reality in 1 minutes time.

"sawing logs" is a figure of speech referring to the sound of snoring (perhaps uniquely American) and when he says evaporates he means he forgot the dreams immediately. I almost always forget my dreams immediately. Sleep well, b9 and Happy Birthday by the way.

I had this one before: I'm half asleep whilst dreaming, and there is "that" evil presence behind my head and neck area. I hear the noise, a beehive type noise in a continuous drone, and I know it's that space vampire in a 1960's B sci-fi movie, with Dennis Hopper,and she would paralyze you with her eyes and you know the rest. And I say to myself to just please get it over with fast in a resignation, but then I say no way man, this is a dream and I fight to awake........ EEE gads! shes a horrible sight!



She was mute and you'd only hear that beehive noise when under attack.

metaphysical types would say the "beehive" noise is that of the astral body separating from the physical, during the OOBE that is the dream experience.

i dreamed that i was in a liquefaction zone after a large earth quake. the ground just turned to quicksand and i could not resort to "treading water" because it was just slush that i knew i was going to drown in. one can not remain afloat in slush.

i did wake up but i wonder if a part of me died in that dream.

probably not i think.

whatever good night.

I had a series of doozies the other night.

1. I was driving my dad home from town. I do not drive in real life. I drove on the pavement.

2. I was in this weird, isolated village where there was a charity shop, I went In and tried on a hideous winter hat. The people there were really friendly to me the first time I went in, then the next time they were incredibly hostile.

3. I dreamed I was observing a weird scenario. It was like a town from a western, but there was a dispute between the white townspeople and some indigenous people, who weren't really native americans, they were more like australian aborigines, or something like mayans/aztecs... I'm not good with south american races.

Anyway, there was this native assassin (or he might have been me, sometimes I get confused in dreams) going around the town killing all the town lynch pins in strange ways... he had a bamboo sword, which had 2 full length bamboo poles and one short one instead of a blade.

Once he'd killed the last target, a friendly townsperson with a big handlebar moustache came and ushered us away to the cathouse... on the way there, I saw a giant silver orache plant which I thought must be a satellite dish. I woke up then, sadly before hitting the cathouse.

Mdyar's dream did seem a bit like some descriptions of sleep paralysis.

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I had a Lucid Dream the other night and I was looking into a mirror and saw myself and I looked quite the same but my eyes werent looking into the mirror, they were looking up a bit and it kinda looked like they were about to roll into my head and that was creepy but when I focused, it changed and I could look into the mirror.For some reason I decided to see if I could make my hand go into the mirror, like as if it was water and it did, and then I heard sound from the bathroom and knew someone was coming out of there and I imagined it would be someone nice and it was.

Somewhat after this, it turned kinda* hmmmm * almost...it would have.......

BUT I WOKE UP!! ! *aghhhh*

About having a broomstick and taking my mom for a ride in the sky because she needed to go to arive on work on time.
But the engine of my broomstick was not full enough so whe had to walk :/

I had a dream that I was at an indoor swimming pool facility. Sakura and Ino from the anime Naruto were there. They were rolling around in a pile of feces and eating it. Sakura cut her arms open and rubbed parasite larvae into the wounds. Somehow I also got covered in feces and the parasites were inside my arms as well. They looked like inch-long white pill bugs with a long, branching root-like tentacle growing out of them, which they used to drain my blood. I could feel them squirming around and draining my blood. I tried pulling them out of my skin even though it was useless as there were too many of them. When I pulled them out, I could feel their tentacles detaching from my veins. Then the dream ended.

I have a really messed-up subconscious.

OUCH!

I had a dream last night that turned lucid halfway through, I warn you it's looooong.

I was going on holiday to some mystery destination, and when my and my family got off the vehicle we were in (dunno what) I was like *what's this place?* My mum said we were in Borneo and I was like OMG WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I was so excited yet confused because no one had told me where we were going. Ahead of us there was what looked like a gift shop to a theme park, but not a shop just the shape of it was. It was a sort of "welcome" thing, and in there there was a settee, a table and a bunch of Indonesian people talking. There were signs and posters up about orangutan conservation (I then learned that I was going to see them some point in the holiday.) I think I spoke to someone but I don't know what about, and my mum was talking to an Indonesian woman about me. On the settee there were realistic, life sized toys of apes including an orangutan and I was standing behind the settee and I lifted it up and said "wow mum look at this!" And she was like "in a min I'm talking."
We walked to this path that was winding down hill and there was a little simple white house further down. I was expecting to see tropical forest, but all I could see was palm trees, nothing but palm trees for miles around (obviously plantations.) I was really disappointed and upset that I could not find any forest, I was looking everywhere (my eyes somehow had binoculars built into them) I zoomed in a long distance and thought I saw some willow type trees... no stills palms. I was lying down on the floor and my brother was sitting next to me, and when I sat up there was these sharp needle like leaves on the palms and they stuck in me and it really stung. I had to sit further into the path because the sharp needles would dig in me.
Then my mum was volunteer working in that little white house, I forgot what job it was but it was something where these women were writing stuff and I was talking to my mum while she was helping out but I was told I was distracting them so had to go. I was on a laptop and I then thought "waaait a minute I'm dreaming aren't I? This can't be real" I hoped that it was real but I had a sneaking suspicion it wasn't. I went on facebook and said "I'm in Borneo!! But I think I might be dreaming" I got a comment but I forgot who from and what it said. My mum was behind me and said it was real and I half believed her because I wanted to believe. She said we won a competition, the details of which someone else posted on their facebook wall below my status.
We all went to a water park and I heard my brother say he didn't feel well, while I was standing in the water I suddenly started to freak out because I didn't know if the pool had been contaminated with some kind of bug. And I started freaking out about catching malaria from mosquitoes or if the food the stalls sell is clean enough. I felt really scared at this point but didn't tell anyone. Then my siblings, my dad and I were walking various places, then we were sitting outside a man's house and he gave my brother a slice of pizza without cheese, he ate some then my sister said "I thought you weren't well" then my brother's face went white as a sheet and he looked like he would be sick. Then I ran to the outside of a different house and he came back laughing with my dad, and my dad said "he was pretending! He got a tub of yoghurt and tipped it over to look like he'd been ill!" Then they both smirked at me, like they were doing it to upset me.
So it turned out to be a rather bad trip to Borneo, and I never even saw one single orangutan like I was promised.

The end.

+1 Moog. I was lying on my side when I awoke and I was in the same position in the dream.

I wish I could remember my dreams. Only sometimes do I recollect them.
This dream, though not interesting at all, is recent and I remember it:
I told a customer in my check out lane which store had the best variety of dark chocolate bars.
Not interesting, I know.
I recently dreamt I was shaking my butt like a stripper.