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30 Sep 2006, 11:43 pm

Because certian Red Buses seem to smile at me, and they go, "Ding! Ding!"

How did I go from being obsessed with Charles Dickens to being obsessed certian Buses that were built in the 50s and 60s?

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30 Sep 2006, 11:45 pm

Because that's what aspies do.

Why is burning villages because Mother told me to fun?

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30 Sep 2006, 11:48 pm

Because you can see pretty colors.

When do turtles find their mate?

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30 Sep 2006, 11:51 pm

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

Because that's what aspies do.

Why is burning villages because Mother told me to fun?

Because you are a homicidal maniac with a messianic complex and Freudian issues.
Plus, garlic (as well as mustard, and even with mustard) goes well on a barbeque.

Why are there condiment jihads?

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01 Oct 2006, 1:35 am

Quatermass wrote:

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

Because that's what aspies do.

Why is burning villages because Mother told me to fun?

Because you are a homicidal maniac with a messianic complex and Freudian issues.
Plus, garlic (as well as mustard, and even with mustard) goes well on a barbeque.

Why are there condiment jihads?

I don't know, you'll have to ask werbert about that. He started the war. I think he said it was because he didn't like the taste of Garlic. He is completely insane. So insane I am beginning to believe my father farted within 5,000 miles of him. Any closer and he'd
be dead. I'm only alive because his DNA makes me immune to worst effects of his farts. He even introduces himself as the God of Flatulence. Or sometimes as the God of A$$ Thunder. :lol:

He's weird.

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01 Oct 2006, 2:06 am

Because it's good for the world

Why do I follow with this stupid questions?

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01 Oct 2006, 5:57 am

The truth? You can't handle the truth.

Why is the sun so much louder during August and September?

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01 Oct 2006, 8:13 am

Because your nose is closer to the sun at that point in its rotation.

Why do people post lonely hearts ads for their spayed/neutered pets?

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01 Oct 2006, 10:57 pm

They don't want their Furbabies to be lonely.

Why do people have to eat?

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01 Oct 2006, 11:03 pm

So their mouths will get exercise.

Why can't we talk to llamas?

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01 Oct 2006, 11:09 pm

Starbuline wrote:

So their mouths will get exercise.

Why can't we talk to llamas?

Because THEY know silence is golden. Why d'you think they spit at you when annoyed? They won't say "piss off, will ya?"

Why do kids scream in libraries and librarians don't tell them to shut the f*** up?

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01 Oct 2006, 11:13 pm

Because they know they will be turned into play-doh if they do.

I asked this before, but where do turtles find their mate?

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02 Oct 2006, 6:33 am

They are assigned mates

why is grass green

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02 Oct 2006, 7:17 am

Because it isn't Buses.

Why don't we have more Themes to choose from?

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02 Oct 2006, 7:42 am

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Because it isn't Buses.

Why don't we have more Themes to choose from?

Because there aren't enough Howard Goodalls or Ron Grainers to choose from (nyuk nyuk nyuk).

Does anyone unterstand my pun?

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02 Oct 2006, 8:28 am

Quatermass wrote:

Does anyone unterstand my pun?

not sure, but if you hum a few bars maybe we can figure it out.

what kind of elecrostatic plasma discharge does acetaline cuprate give off in an copper foil?

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