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14 Mar 2007, 2:46 am

I sentence you to a diet consisting entirely of yellow snowcones.



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14 Mar 2007, 11:19 am

i sentance you to buy a cat, and make him or her purr as long as possible


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14 Mar 2007, 11:24 am

i sentence you to break some doors



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14 Mar 2007, 5:18 pm

I sentance you to not being funny for eternity.



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14 Mar 2007, 5:20 pm

I sentence you to sneeze once a minute, for three whole years.



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14 Mar 2007, 8:01 pm

I sentence you to early onset tinnitus.



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14 Mar 2007, 8:51 pm

I sentence you to an eternity of trying to solve unsolvable riddles.


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14 Mar 2007, 11:28 pm

I sentence yvan to languish in a pit with a thousand starving chocobos...


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14 Mar 2007, 11:33 pm

I sentence Roxas_XIII to being in a pit of hungry moogles.



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14 Mar 2007, 11:35 pm

I sentence thee to a world where there are no cats or computers and people call each other j;alkeg;laeh;aejf;alkej;kjagjvnadkm. Which is a totally unpronouncable name.


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14 Mar 2007, 11:38 pm

The Great Cat God pardons me and reverses the sentence.

I sentence you to being cooked into Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman Chili.



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14 Mar 2007, 11:43 pm

I sentence you for your friends, Romans, and countrymen to bother you for the rest of your life and the Cat God is barred from assisting you.


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14 Mar 2007, 11:58 pm

I sentence you to join the army.


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15 Mar 2007, 1:06 am

I sentence you to be shot out of a cannon into a giant pile of meat.

yvan_eht_nioj wrote:
I sentence you for your friends, Romans, and countrymen to bother you for the rest of your life and the Cat God is barred from assisting you.


The Great Cat God is ALL POWERFUL and she pardons me and reverses the sentence.



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15 Mar 2007, 1:35 am

To eat nothing but Ricotta Cheese...forever.


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15 Mar 2007, 11:38 am

T-rav20 wrote:
To eat nothing but Ricotta Cheese...forever.

i sentence you to gain a lot of wait, put on a red costume and to buy the children toys out of your own pocket