when i was a kid i thought...

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When I was a kid, I thought there was something interesting inside the TV remote control. My old TV remote control had a black square on the top (where the infrared was in), and everyday I tried to remove that black square with my hands, thinking something wonderful awaited me

That everybody hated me.

When I was a kid I thought that "liberty and justice for all" at the end of the Pledge of Allegiance was actually "liberty and Justins for all". I used to think that it was referring to my friend Justin specifically and I couldn't understand why he had to be given to everyone.

That root beer was actually made from roots & beer.

I thought I could find a hidden treasure in my city's streets with holding in my hands a stick with a hanging magnet

I didn't realize people could hear me hum. I figured it out in 5th grade when I heard another (unpopular/weird/AS?) kid humming.

I thought Mario games were hard.

I thought Captain Planet was awesome

I thought that families of woolly mammoths lived in radios and sang all the songs.

I'd grow up to be High Society.

Everybody knew who I was (I was pretty young).

I'd grow up to be blonde, and own the world at 18. And my face would no longer be narrow.

That I'd be living in London when I grew up.

That I would be Miss Universe, and that I would find out how to get to Narnia.

I thought abortion was murder, capital punishment was bad, I had AS, lying was wrong, art was evil, etc.