Public pooping.

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I had to do the hand-in-the-toilet thing again yesterday, and then again today... luckily I was alone in the bathroom for real these times!

I must say that reading about all the issues and troubles some of you have with the sounds, smells etc. that goes with certain natural bodily functions, make me feel almost blessed that my sense of smell doesnt work. Besides that, the sounds and sights of it doesn't bother me either. Quite contrary, I'm the immature kind of guy who starts giggling if someone lets go of a loud fart...

Me too; or I'll just look around shocked like, "What was that?"


When we were talking of kids sh*****g in school I forgot to mention this funny incident in my grade 10 history class... we walked into the classroom, it smelled sort of like s**t... and you knew it was s**t, it wasn't fart, because it had that wet quality to it... I sit down, some people are saying that someone shat themself, then we all see this puddle of diarrhea on a chair and the history teacher WIPED IT UP WITH PAPER TOWELS! Apparently someone in the previous class had had an attack of diarrhea in class!

This is perhapse the most vile thread Ive ever taken part in!

I am afraid I am the same and I am female! My dream is to go into a quiet art gallery, and just as someone walks in, let off a loud fart

and if I were in the art gallery at the time, I would be cracking up laughing.

People clearing their throats annoys me a lot because it sounds as if they are constipated and trying to drop a large "log".

One day somebody I didn't like much dropped a few farts and I told them it smelt as if somebody had done a poo in the room. So they did a few more and I pretended I had passed out from the smell.

Didn't realize so many people had a scat fetish, of course that fetish isn't nearly as weird/creepy/interesting/psychotic as some other fetishes...


Does anybody else hate it when there is no music playing in crowded public restrooms? You can hear every ploop, splish, splash, grunt, breathing, deflation, fart, smack, slurp, plop, riiippp, tinkle and so on.

Anyone remember the first Naked Gun movie, where Lt. Drebin was at the press conference, and he forgot to remove his microphone, and you could hear him tinkling and farting.

Tim

Yeah. Mind you, some people tinkle and fart so loudly that they wouldn't need a microphone.

this is the truth.