What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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Things that happen 'outside' the dream can often be incorporated into the dream.

That one could have gone on in a big loop all night.

i dreamt i was back at work in the hospital, only it had grown to the size of a large city, the whole building went on for miles and miles. i got lost trying to get to my duty section, and i just wandered around all these endless corridors and cul-de-sacs. all the walls were painted a glossy salmon pink with yellow highlights, and the walls were totally devoid of any markings or artwork. no signs over the doors or anything. every room i peeked in, had some yummy chocolate cake and butterscotch brownies on fine china. i didn't avail myself of any of the goodies, because i was afraid of getting yelled-at. i finally wound up at the far end of the hospital, where i could see huge floor-to-ceiling windows overlooking a ridiculously tiny parking lot, with a huge hedge blocking any further view, but i could hear traffic behind the hedge. at this point i was met by a doctor, and when he asked me if i was lost, i told him i was trying to get to my work station in labor and delivery, then we was interrupted by some ruddy-complected guy with a ranger's haircut and wearing a priest's vestments but minus the collar, and this man shook my hand and said "how ya doin, fella?" and then ran away. his hands were very clammy and nasty. then i awoke.

I came across this lady who I know in a supermarket,who had tried to convert to Hare Krsnism before,and she had a meltdown when I told her I was sick of her and her family trying to convert me.We both got so mad and then she tried to make me felt bad and cry.WTF...I know dreams have a meaning!

I dreamed about the band Extreme reforming, wandering around town with a lady friend, and giant indestructible zombies that don't know how to enter bathrooms

I dreamt last night that I was working in a hospital, and I was in a room where women were giving birth. And quite a few did, and every couple had one member who was a native of the Andaman islands. One of the couples had a Jarawa husband and an English wife, and I was looking after their just born baby. I never saw the mother but caught a glimpse of the dad, I was told later on the dream that the mum had to have surgery on her face for some reason. Anyway, I was holding this baby girl in my right hand, she was tiny but not premature or anything. just a very very small baby that was a bit bigger than my hand, she also had light brown skin (from her Jarawa dad, but she had more of her mum's features than her dad's.) Anyway, I loved this little baby and enjoyed babysitting for the parents. I just held the baby up to me and did all that "coochy coo" stuff, then this young girl/woman who was working with me reminded me to feed her, and gave me a milk bottle. But because the baby was so tiny I had to use a small bottle you'd use to feed a baby monkey or something, I kept saying "yum yum is that milk nice?" in a baby-talk voice. As time was passing the baby kept growing bigger until it was the size of a 7 month old even though she still had the features of a newborn baby. The baby started talking, and kept moaning at me, first thing she said was "could you get up and walk around a bit? It's getting boring now just sitting here!" I got up and walked around, then lay down on the floor to play with her but then she shouted at me "I want an adult to look after me!" I said "but I am an adult!" and she said "no, a PROPER adult!" and I was like "I AM!" Then the baby's mum came back and she was standing behind the young girl I was working with, she looked at me but didn't care that I had her baby.
Then I was watching something about these mums having parenting classes, because they hadn't immediately taken to motherhood and didn't know what the hell they were doing. One of those mums was the mum of the baby I babysat, and the classes had made her a much better parent. Then I was looking at something about an awards evening where the women were given awards for passing their course, and the babysitters (including me) should have one too, but I was never given a babysitter award and I wasn't given any credit at all. (I thought this was to do with the baby complaining at me.)

The end

I had a dream the other night that I had somehow gotten pregnant.

I had a dream last week about an old friend. Well we were more than friends but I haven't seen him in years, or heard about him, or even thought about him in quite a while. I remember the dream being very clear, colorful and it felt real. And my friend was very happy in that dream. After just two days I found out that the very same night that I had that dream my friend became a father. His first son was born. Weird "coincidence"...

i had a dream that i met her... so i could be happy.

happy was a weird feeling. i hardly remember how it felt.

i forgot...

i also dreamt that i could trust her...

trust was a weird feeling. i hardly remember how it felt.

Congratulations!

lol did Extreme write you a new soppy make out song?

Actually, it wasn't a very good reformation. The singer and Nuno seemed to be a bit annoyed with the drummer, who seemed to want to stand in front of the rest of that band and play bass solos on an Ipad type device. Some people just don't know their place...

Had I been lucidly dreaming I might well have thought to ask them to write one.

lol

I had a dream that I sat down to watch the movie MirrorMask. It started out with the main character, a girl with long brown hair and blue eyes, walking through a concrete wall to another dimension, where she had to run away from people who were angry with her by allowing herself to be carried away by small toys and thrown into portals to other worlds by sinking into mud puddles with faces in them.

in one of the worlds, she turned into Spongebob and lied in a puddle of water, absorbing all of it and swelling up, laughing and becoming aroused. The angry people were angry citizens of Bikini Bottom, and tried to make her enter into another portal that was inside a smooth stone with a whole in the middle. However, all they did was crush her with it.

She got out from under it and went into the portal. She found all of Spongebob's friends in the portal, but they were lying in a mud puddle, talking about ways to kill her. They then turned on her, but she went back through the portal and found herself at Spongebob's pineapple house.

She was glad to be home and laughed. The camera panned out of her house to show the outside of it. Then the "movie" ended, and I wondered "WTF did I just watch? I didn't hear about any of this stuff happening in MirrorMask! Where was Valentine?"

Then the dream ended.

You always have the best weird dreams.