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13 Mar 2015, 9:55 pm

Wide range of fake kitchens for sale. Visit www.google.com for details.

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13 Mar 2015, 10:04 pm

john Denver did not die prematurely.

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14 Mar 2015, 10:24 pm

Prohibition works

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14 Mar 2015, 10:24 pm

Me first

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14 Mar 2015, 10:27 pm

humanity can control the weather on its home planet.

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14 Mar 2015, 10:29 pm

Let's me and you invade Poland - we don't need these fools

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14 Mar 2015, 10:29 pm

yes, they would welcome us as conquering heroes :alien:

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14 Mar 2015, 10:31 pm

I actually have a slight connection to the cult band Throbbing Gristle - I may be able to furnish us with legions

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14 Mar 2015, 10:34 pm

I have a doomsday machine should we need more persuasive power.

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14 Mar 2015, 10:35 pm

We are the cutting edge off human evolution, I understand your hidden codes - we are already out there hidden amongst ourselves ready to come from the shadows.

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14 Mar 2015, 10:37 pm

I may just be able to access some of the Pentagon's secret stash of mind altering substances. I will be your minister of disinformation in the newly founded state of Freedonia

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14 Mar 2015, 10:41 pm

My Stormtroopers of Truth will Legalise Freedom as flowers grow in the footprints of Urania

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14 Mar 2015, 10:43 pm

then once we have Poland pacified, we'll take over texas also.

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14 Mar 2015, 10:44 pm

- but only if you will be my Special Friend

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14 Mar 2015, 10:44 pm

indubitably

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14 Mar 2015, 10:47 pm

Yes there is a tactician who has just joined the site - Fate is with us, they will bow before us and stop getting on our nerves. We will taste the Ambrosia of Freedom

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