What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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I've dreamed I was pregnant or had a baby a couple times. I wonder what it means.
I've had even more disturbing dreams (to me--others might like them), but those probably aren't appropriate to post here.

I find the idea of giving birth to my inner child quite humorous.
Fear of new responsibilities is probably a good bet for me.

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My BOISE, IDAHO became clear. I had to do something. I was fighting the Egg Afreet in a high speed fall through the Matrix. I absorbed a Cyan Wisp, and oh-a-a-a-a-oh-oh-oh, it BLEEEEYEEEEW up. I woke up and found out that I was making shove over to Ehbizibajahazimuheh. And I couldn't stop speeding, much to the chagrin of that policeman from The Screwdriver. Afterward, I woke up again, this time near the spot where Julius Caesar was AAAAAAAGH, MURDERED by Brutus and the other conspirators. I called up BAAAAYENSOHNNNN to tell him that WayForward called, and that they wanted their mighty, milky way back. He complied by sling-shooting a Rock Mushroom to me. I grabbed it and proceeded to ROLL AWAY to cyclicism. And it was bad for everybody. EVEN YOU.

Game set.

i keep having this dream bug me in the night- i am in some strange huge house i've never lived in before or even visited, but my late mother is in there with me, looking 40 years younger than i last remembered seeing her when she was alive- and i have a painfully distended bladder that makes me look for urinative [i just made that word up ] relief in any available toilet or even something just resembling a container for liquids, or failing that, any wall. so i go to one bathroom which is large like a house in its own right, and it has open windows overlooking grassy fields and woodland outside, and i try to pee into the toilet and my spray is like a garden hose that somebody pinched at the nozzle, it goes everywhere outside and around the bowl, but the stream is so powerful that the relatively tiny stream which makes it into the bowl is ricocheted back up into my face and eyes and hair. i got no relief from that urination, so in the dream i look in other parts of the house for relief, and i peed in 'em also, but with no relief- finally i just whizzed on my [dream] bed for some weird reason. at that point i awoke.

The dream when I knew When I was younger, I had a fever, (no not floyd) during which the following dream ensued, real fever 108 or 9....any way.....

" In a All white room floor, cieling, and wall.no door or windows. In which sits me and 1,000,000 " balls all strewn round the floor and one box sits right in the middle, a box with no top or flaps also in white. when one ball moved.jumped right up in the air, landing in the box in the middle of floor. I felt a little better, then one and two more jumped into the air landing again in the box on the floor. then all the balls lifted into the air gently and quietly flying, lining up and arranging themselves into the box with no room to spare. I felt so much better now that the're in there, and not all over the floor."

the dreams get more complex from there.........40+years ago and I rember this one most.

I dreamed I was on the local park with Bart and Lisa Simpson. Bart suddenly turned into a giant orange and yellow robot and went a bit crazy. Next thing I know, we're in a cellar and Bart is back to normal, he's waking up under a blanket. He looks like crap, I think he had an epileptic fit. Abe Simpson is there watching over. I go looking around the cellar, and I notice the floor is covered in cockroaches, and I start stamping on them.

My dream last night was rather cool instead of weird. IRL I'm meant to be going to Florida next year, and in my dream I did. We had to go in a car there, from the airport, and we were travelling on a winding road. Every few miles along the road there were gift shops selling wooden models of tribal people and alligators, that we went into.

One of them had a barbecue inside, where people were cooking bacon and sausages etc. A bit of a random place to have a barbecue, inside a gift shop. Me and my family got the end of the road, where there was a huge city behind a wired fence. My mum said something like "Florida is the equivalent of Chicago, and Los Angeles is the equivalent of New York". Equivalent in what way??

Miles away in the distance, ahead of the city in Florida, I could see the Empire State Building. I could see New York!

I had a messed up dream last night, like really insane stuff.
Part1. There were 4 people (a young girl, 2 old women and an old man) who wanted to be frozen in these cryonics pod type things, in the hope that they could be brought back to life in the future. I knew it would never work, because they're basically killing themselves by freezing to death. But they wanted to do it, they were sitting in this waiting room in the laboratory and when the scientist asked who these people were I said they wanted to try cryonics on themselves. But then I said "but they don't HAVE to, right? They might not be serious." But it turns out they were, I didn't want them to do it because they were going to die. The people's families came to watch them step into the pods, and I was in a dim empty room next to with my mum and some scientist, I was crying my eyes out because they thought they would be reanimated and they seemed too calm about freezing themselves, it really upset and disturbed me. I went into the room with the pods after that, and the pods were actually like small rooms, with all tubes and wires everywhere, and a chair where they will sit. But the problem is, they would freeze slowly and as they shut down they get injected with various things. I watched them sitting in the pods with stoic expressions on their faces, and I just wanted to open the doors myself and get them out. The young girl in the pod, after seeing her family watching her freeze changed her mind and was screaming "help help!" So I let her out and she changed her mind. So did the old man I think, but the old women stayed where they were.

Part2. I met a young woman who was a cannibal (weird I know). And we were walking through the cryonics labs, and she went to a long pod more like the one's in sci-fi films, in there was a man who was preserved for a few decades. And she opened the pod, and chopped off the man's head! We were then in the garden with a table and a bunch of cooking equipment, and the woman proceeded to show my how to butcher a head. She was chopping at the chin and did this weird manoeuvre and completely removed the skull, and showed me the skull and told me what all the bones were. Then she COOKED the man's head in this big pot, then MADE a frigging pate out of it! Then spread it on these bready things, and ATE THE MAN'S HEAD. She offered me some, I was a bit apprehensive but curiosity took over and ate man's head pate, and it tasted like pork scratchings. Then I felt a bit weird about what I had just done, but not as weird as I would in real life.

WTF???? I think I'm going mad.

i was riding a city bus home (IRL, not in my dream) after work one day last week.

i dozed off just as the bus turned a corner, and i dreamt that the sides of the road were flanked with rows of penguins. i was barely asleep so my mind questioned that there could be penguins alongside the road. my dreaming mind obliged my skepticism and turned the penguins into headless mannequins wearing all of the latest fashions.

i awoke soon afterward and it uncharacteristically took me a moment to sort out my dream from reality. i can still see the penguins and mannequins quite clearly in my minds'-eye.

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I was not about to give up the deep. I didn't care whether I had RELEASED THE DUDE. I had to make 12 Rensa of Gatling Flashbolts, and fast. I tadadumpdumpdumped a stale TASTY MEAL from last Thriceday, and ran over to the Hey Baby Hey Baby Hey over at Splash Hill Zone ACT2. I PAWNCHED tons of cold hearts out of the way to DOSAVVYSHORTCUTSHORTCUT over to Scuttle Parlor Zone EXTRA3. Unfortunately, Buzz Buzzard had to come out and redcard me over to, of all places, Sunset Park Zone ACT3. Nonetheless, I beat that, and shoved that mean ol' vulture into a nearby Wet Blanket Policy alligator pit.

Game set.

I dreamed I was in prison. I spent a lot of time sitting around waiting. There was an feeling of waiting on an impending and unpleasant fate. My co-criminals were trying to set me up somehow. Some friends, huh?

Eventually I found myself in a huge room full of people. There was an indestructible marauding samurai slaughtering everyone. I managed to avoid his sword swings, and escape out of a window (it's a very secure prison, obviously).

Then I went out exploring the prison grounds, and eventually I found myself in the chapel, but any details about it escape me now. That's pretty much it really.

What's mildly interesting about the dream to me, is that on Saturday I was listening to a podcast on the subject of lucid dreaming in which they talked about a recurring dream Bruce Lee apparently had about an indestructible samurai. It's pretty interesting that that made it into my dream.

I dreampt I was in some cabin with four supposedly 'homeless guys', mostly in brown cloths, and a faceless Captine Pekard life sized doll in his star treck outfit. One guy was talking in formal words about some kind of political stuff. He handed me a club and said, "See the mouses outside? Go kill it please! It will destroy us all." The whole time he was grinning.