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OrdinaryDanny
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30 Apr 2015, 11:54 am

The sound of nails on chalkboard is what helps me to sleep at night.

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30 Apr 2015, 2:55 pm

There was an actual time period in history called the good old days.

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30 Apr 2015, 7:46 pm

When Johnny Winter got older, he changed careers, and started going by the name Johnathan Winters.

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01 May 2015, 7:53 am

i went everywhere on the internet
except WP
trying to find some where I cannot be
except here
where I cannot be
:sad:

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01 May 2015, 8:01 am

I am a very social man who loves all of the 8 a.m. exams I have. Totally not being scalped on tuition

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01 May 2015, 8:22 am

If you can't put a price on something, it must be worthless.

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lyzpg
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01 May 2015, 8:26 am

There's no such thing as mistakes.

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01 May 2015, 1:24 pm

I play chess every single day.

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01 May 2015, 2:52 pm

I don't want half life 3.

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01 May 2015, 10:21 pm

i listen to a perfectly normal, reasonable amount of hebrew language music.

i didn't correct the last words in the above sentence to "music" from mmjuhsic.

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וזה הכל אהובי, זה הכל.

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02 May 2015, 1:35 pm

Stupid people have stupid teeth instead of wisdom teeth.

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03 May 2015, 4:51 pm

Smart people are the only ones who have wisdom teeth.

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03 May 2015, 5:08 pm

I consist of 97% ketchup.

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04 May 2015, 4:19 am

I'm a magical girl who transforms to save the day!

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DataLore
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04 May 2015, 7:00 am

People say what they mean and mean what they say.

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04 May 2015, 7:57 am

Everything is under control.

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