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11 May 2015, 9:11 pm

I am a professional race car driver.


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12 May 2015, 4:17 pm

I'm always talking on the phone.


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13 May 2015, 5:16 pm

jrjones9933 wrote:
The UN has just released 10.5 million dollars of money I didn't even know I was owed, and all I have to do to claim it is pay $198 in delivery fees!


My $10.5 million has now moved to the Federal Reserve Board of NY, and has been deposited in my name at Zenith Direct Online Bank. I'm sure that Mr. Jim Ovia Lawson is checking his hotmail address regularly in hopes of delivering my inheritance or foreign lottery winnings to me as soon as possible.


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15 May 2015, 3:20 pm

Droping the anchor allows the ship to fly.


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15 May 2015, 6:30 pm

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15 May 2015, 8:31 pm

In Canada we travel to school and work every day by dogsled while on the lookout for Sasquatch. It's not that they're dangerous, in fact they are quite gentle creatures. It's just that the whale blubber we pack in our lunches is impossible for them to resist.



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16 May 2015, 12:09 am

Old photocopiers can sometimes make grammatical/spelling mistakes when it photocopies a document. So you need to proofread the document after photocopying it.



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16 May 2015, 4:41 am

KyleTheGhost wrote:
Droping the anchor allows the ship to fly.


I did not forget to put in a second 'P' in Dropping.


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16 May 2015, 2:23 pm

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17 May 2015, 3:26 am

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17 May 2015, 12:19 pm

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17 May 2015, 4:13 pm

I failed a class, and can't graduate.


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17 May 2015, 4:55 pm

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