My opinions on the summer

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I hate the summer becuase:

1. Sunlight is one of the b****** i have to deal with, i hate the warm light that consumes my body, i feel like a rat, a cursed creature condemned to suffer.

2. Salt water makes me wish i was taking a COLD shower, i want to be erased from the planet while the salt approaches my body.

3. I'm allergic to pollen since i was 6, and i became blind for a day when i first got it.

4. The people at the beaches, the ones in their 20s-30s have such meanless humour, they laugh like women when you tell them anything, football, just say "B" and they will likely lose consciousness of laughter!!

God damn it, I say we insist you get flown out to Greenland for the summer!

Why?

Greenland is a cold place! It's colder than Iceland. Ironic but true. And Iceland, that's as cold as Norway, at least, if not colder.

I think he'd like Nuuk.

GGGGGRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDD

Allergies definitely suck. I never became blind from them, but one time i was sent home from school because they thought I had pink eye. It was just like that because I always rubbed my eyes when they were itchy.

I remember my chinese teacher telling our class "You know,it seems like it's always summer here in your country.."

1. be a viking man! train during winter. go outside and force yourself not to just tolerate the whipping torturing winds against your face, but LOVE it. DEMAND MOOOORE PAIN and LAUGH when you get it. note: this requires you to look weird in front of your neighborhood, but you shouldnt be a stranger to this by now anyway.
in spain i had 45 degrees last time i visited. 45!
i did like in winter. i LIKED it. i WANTED my brains to boil, and maaaan did they BOIL :]

2. i too hate salt water.

3. i was allergic, but it dissapeared. remember allergies are your _immune system MISUNDERSTANDING harmless microorganisms as harmful_. pollen enters, and your body believes these are bacteria. i dunno what removed my allergies, but i knew this. body and mind is connected. it doesnt hurt you to know :]

4. theyre stoned.

If you don't like salt water, why do you make yourself go in it?
Just don't go swimming in it and voila problem solved.
Find lakes/rivers to swim in. If you can stand the chlorine and annoying people, perhaps a swimming pool can help cool you down a bit from the heat.

I don't mind swimming in salt water, but I don't like the way my skin/nails feel when I get out of it and it dries up... really weird>_<


I've never encountered people that laugh at everything, thank goodness... except for maybe one or two, but I just ignored them and didn't make any effort to talk to them:\

I'm not sure if you take medication for your allergies, but I got something called... I think Claritin (over here it's Aerius or something) and it usually helps clear up my allergies. It shouldn't give you any side effects either, though everyone's different of course. But it's helped me survive Spring/Summer every year.

All I can say about the hot, sunny, weather is wear big sunglasses, drink lots of water (make sure to have some ORS on hand if you sweat a lot or if you spend a lot of time in the sun, to restore depleted minerals/electrolytes) and put half a bottle of water in the freezer so you'll have super cool water to take with you when traveling, stay in the shade, wear a hat and spf50 sunscreen (I used this stuff like crazy in Malta and for some reason it made my skin burn less- I mean the horrible scorching feeling you get from sunlight, not a sunburn- than usual when it got hit with direct sunlight).
If you do get sunburned, aloe vera gel is your friend.


Luke-warm/cool showers help a great deal in battling the heat as well...
And definitely invest in a fan or something:)

My summer is going great. It's the middle July and we've yet to have any 90+ degree days. Plus the humidity has been relatively low.

Get yourself some polarized sunglasses. Those allow me to have fun in the sunlight. I still have to worry about sunburn, but that doesn't happen sohh immediately.

Singulair and anti-histamine nasal sprays are working well for me against pollen allergies.

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YYAAARRRRR!! !!

norwegians need to be VIKINGS again i cant stress it enough, and i dont mean no stupid "angry-black-metal" viking, no, i mean the real deal down to the starvation!


vikings at the beach.

God I love summer vacation! Hangin' out, skateboarding everywhere, staying up all night with no need to be rested for tomorrow...heaven!

it used to belong to norway.
iceland too.
+ other atlantic islands, now ceded to denmark or scotland.

its silly that denmark still keeps greenland tho, it makes no sense. they didnt find it, it has nothing to do w denmark. if norway cant keep it, it should be given full independence, or be merged with canadian nunavut!

If i had the choice of freezing maself OFF, and being in sunlight, i would choose FREEEEZE, but when pain comes into the picture, i'd rather be spanked with a stick by two hot babes