Story of the week

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The last story is my favorite. I was in French class, talking to one of my Chinese classmates and he really knows nothing about the outside world but still very arrogant so I decided to play a prank too…

He: So, tell me which schools in the US have good courses for graduate students? (with that snob look damn I hate it)
I: You might want to consider MIT since you are doing computer science?
He: Where is MIT? (I thought he was joking at first so I thought I could play along)
I: Mississippi… It’s short for Mississippi institute of tech…
He: Where is Mississippi?
I: Oh… its down south, it’s a very beautiful and rich place one of the richest states in America, famous for its cotton industry and slavery. (I thought he would know I was joking by this time)
He: Are all slaves in America black? Or there are Chinese slaves too? So if I go to Mississippi will they kidnap me n make me a slave too? (I nearly burst out laughing)
I: No no no… they only use black slaves from Africa, don’t worry. You should even buy yourself some slaves too, I believe it’s like 10USD every 5 slaves. Try not to get slaves from south Africa or Mozambique, they might contain HIV, usually the Somalis and the Malians are the most popular, and don’t forget to get women too, to reproduce…
He: Then how can I buy them? In a shop? They have them everywhere?
I: Yea sure! But the easiest way is home delivery. Simply call the slave hotline: 115, and they would help you with it it’s not difficult……..

And then he wrote “115” on his notebook, I didn’t see him in class anymore after a week, don’t know what happen to him. Maybe he bought an airtix to America to fulfill his American dream?

Yes I know I am sick....