In a puppy's world...

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Aietra
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Joined: 20 Oct 2009
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 240
Location: New Zealand

02 Dec 2009, 10:04 pm

...rubbish was never meant to be put in rubbish bins, as my 7-week-old chocolate lab is now trying to teach me.

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GoonSquad
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02 Dec 2009, 10:22 pm

...sofa upholstery is supposed to have holes in it and socks form a major food group.

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Aietra
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Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 240
Location: New Zealand

04 Dec 2009, 3:24 pm

...you get praised and rewarded for urinating in public!

superboyian
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05 Dec 2009, 6:11 pm

...i get yummy treats for learning tricks

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Aietra
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Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 240
Location: New Zealand

06 Dec 2009, 2:34 am

...the concept of 'disgusting' does not exist!

CTBill
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06 Dec 2009, 4:36 am

Eating balloons makes going outside to do your business much more interesting (when you remember to go outside, that is).

CockneyRebel
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06 Dec 2009, 9:50 am

You get rewarded for pooping on the lawn.

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GoonSquad
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06 Dec 2009, 5:08 pm

...nothing is too stinky to roll in.

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CTBill
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06 Dec 2009, 5:32 pm

...everything (including hands and feet) is a chew toy.

...silly things called humans put newspapers on the floor and tell you to do your puppy business there. Then, as soon as you've learned that, they tell you not to do your puppy business there any longer and kick you outside when you do.

...a leash is something to make sure your human can keep up with you.

...humans have extra chew toys when they take their fur off.

...your name is "NO!"