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Ferdinand
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04 Aug 2010, 6:20 pm

93.5 °F...
35 Celsius

I am going to die. HELP. Douse me with water or something.

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04 Aug 2010, 6:22 pm

*speaks in soft almost monotonous voice* "Sorry, I can't do that, Dave."

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04 Aug 2010, 6:23 pm

Its 3 celsius here. Perhaps you could get in a bath of cold water?

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04 Aug 2010, 6:24 pm

Sunny D helps a hot boy. Oh, the irony.

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04 Aug 2010, 6:28 pm

I always get naked and do nasty stuff. If I'm going to be hot and sweaty, it better be for a damn good reason.

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04 Aug 2010, 6:28 pm

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

I always get naked and do nasty stuff. If I'm going to be hot and sweaty, it better be for a damn good reason.

I'd love to do that, but I have no girl to do it with.

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04 Aug 2010, 6:32 pm

Who said anything about a partner?

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04 Aug 2010, 6:35 pm

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

Who said anything about a partner?

Masturbation for a man isn't really long enough to get him sweaty.

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04 Aug 2010, 6:41 pm

Ferdinand wrote:

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

Who said anything about a partner?

Masturbation for a man isn't really long enough to get him sweaty.

Use your imagination!

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04 Aug 2010, 6:50 pm

Ferdinand wrote:

93.5 °F...
35 Celsius

I am going to die. HELP. Douse me with water or something.

It got up to 100 degrees fahrenheit here in Texas recently.

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04 Aug 2010, 6:55 pm

And that is why I will never even consider moving to Texas.

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04 Aug 2010, 7:06 pm

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

And that is why I will never even consider moving to Texas.

I don't blame you. There are plenty of others places I'd much rather live. :wink:

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04 Aug 2010, 7:06 pm

Descartes, help me.

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04 Aug 2010, 7:10 pm

Descartes wrote:

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

And that is why I will never even consider moving to Texas.

I don't blame you. There are plenty of others places I'd much rather live. :wink:

Like California? It's about 75 here right now.

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04 Aug 2010, 7:13 pm

Ferdinand wrote:

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

Who said anything about a partner?

Masturbation for a man isn't really long enough to get him sweaty.

Sure it is. Just stop and start.

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04 Aug 2010, 7:13 pm

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

Like California? It's about 75 here right now.

I was thinking New England, actually.

Ferdinand wrote:

Descartes, help me.

What, exactly, do you want me to do? Last I checked, we both live in totally different areas of the country. :wink:

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