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TeaEarlGreyHot
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02 Aug 2010, 5:34 pm

Stop cluttering the board!

Yes, I'm talking to YOU Monique!


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02 Aug 2010, 5:35 pm

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02 Aug 2010, 5:36 pm

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THERE ARE ZOMBIETHREADS ALL OVER MY COMPUTER


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02 Aug 2010, 5:59 pm

Perhaps, I should take a break from WrongPlanet, for the rest of the day, if this is going to continue.


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02 Aug 2010, 6:02 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:
Perhaps, I should take a break from WrongPlanet, for the rest of the day, if this is going to continue.


I think she's done. I'm not going to argue about the relevancy of people becoming upset. I'm just going to sit here and try to stop my stimming. :evil:


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02 Aug 2010, 6:06 pm

Perhaps, I'll stay.


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02 Aug 2010, 6:08 pm

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:
CockneyRebel wrote:
I'm just going to sit here and try to stop my stimming. :evil:


Why?
Stimming is fun.



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02 Aug 2010, 6:16 pm

I have a love/hate relationship with my stims. Especially the ones involving my hands.


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02 Aug 2010, 6:18 pm

OMG, why are we bashing Monique? Gosh, why has this place turned into a battle ground lately?


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02 Aug 2010, 6:18 pm

Oh I see...<<


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02 Aug 2010, 6:22 pm

Ahh.. now I see what's happening, this whole place is now full of really old posts, the only way to get them back is if you go to the second page and post there. ;)

I was wondering why I was looking at unfamiliar popular threads?


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02 Aug 2010, 6:36 pm

indeed, monique has just invented the time machine. 50 years before it was supposed to have been invented. for shame :o


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02 Aug 2010, 6:56 pm

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indeed, monique has just invented the time machine. 50 years before it was supposed to have been invented. for shame :o


Less time actually. Curtis Jennings creates the Multiportal Family Travel System, the first practical time travel device, in 2042. But a little known secret is that one can create a time travel wormhole today with things you can find in your own home. All you need is a turkey baster, antimatter, and a cat. You baste the antimatter into your cat's anus and there, you've got a time machine.



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02 Aug 2010, 6:57 pm

*grabs baster and chases her cats*


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02 Aug 2010, 6:59 pm

Do you have to climb into your cat's anus to enter the time machine?


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02 Aug 2010, 7:23 pm

No. If you did it right, you'll get sucked right in if you are within two meters of the cat's anus. But if you put too little antimatter, you'll have to push yourself into it, and if you put too much, you could suck your whole house or neighborhood into your cat's butt. There's also a one in three chance that you will end up at your destination missing a major organ or appendage(for instance, I lost a finger) and a 1/2 chance that your reproductive system will implode midtransfer. Time travel also guarantees that you are going to hell. Well actually, just this method of time travel does, because the mechanism used does not have a God's judgement deflector shield.