30 Sep 2010, 11:08 am
A 2001 Black Ford Taurus!
Get the hell out of here!
This car is a god amongst other, smaller cars. It eats dead dinosaur to power its black dinosaur hating heart!
IT f*****g EATS DEAD DINOSAURS!
Ever seen that scene in movies where theres a badass explosion in the background and someones walking away from without even looking back. You know where they got the idea. yeah thats right. This f*****g car walks away from explosions and doesnt even look back. Its lost plenty a pair of Gigantic sunglasses doing this so it just lets his best friend Samuel L Jackson dramatize it from now on.
This is what life is like if you dont buy this car
Look at this pathetic punkass. Not a lady in site. Im sure he hasnt been laid since Clinton was in office (everyone was getting laid then. awwwwwwwww yeah)
Now look what happens when you buy the car
BAM SON! This car will get you so many girls. Not weak ass girls. Strong ones. To open jars and s**t.
All this for only $2100! GET THE f**k OUT OF HERE!!
Look at that sweet ass lens flare. Its like im watching Star Trek. FUUUUUUCK!!
And this Motherf***er comes equipped with an ipod cassete thing. So you can blast Tegan and Sara for f*****g Dayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Oh s**t! What the f**k?! Is that a lego batman Hanging off the rear view? and it comes with the f*****g car?! SHUT THE f**k UP!!
So your probably like, "Dude why would you sell such an awesome ass car"
WELL ILL TELL YOU WHY YOU NOSY ASS!!
Im moving to Hawaii at the end of August. Thats right. f*****g Hawaii. Beaches and s**t.
And those Coconut Drinks dont come cheap you know. They probably have like a small umbrella tax or something. I dunno. I dont live there yet.
If you wanna test drive the s**t out of this and maybe grab some Taco Bell while we are at it.
Text me at (510)331-7089.
From here.
30 Sep 2010, 12:06 pm
Taco Bell hell yeah!
Seriously though, if it was a V6 SHO I might have agreed with the ad.
"The engine was capable of 8500 rpm, but it was electronically limited to 7000 rpm due to the Ford accessories in the prototypes malfunctioning at approximately 8000 rpm. "
What a shame, I would have just underdriven the accessories, beefed up the cams and market it as the world's highest revving production V6 (which it would have been).
30 Sep 2010, 1:15 pm
30 Sep 2010, 3:53 pm
30 Sep 2010, 5:32 pm
Whatever- My Mustang never broke down and all I ever replaced on it was a headlight bulb and the belt- that was just recommended 40,000 mile maintenance for the belt. I'm not counting all the stuff you are supposed to replace consistently like oil and air filters or tires, of course. I wish I hadn't traded it in, but I thought I needed a "sensible" car since I had a baby. Everyone has something to say about other car makers. I think I would still have my Mustang if I had not traded it- I see the dame year model all over the place now, so I know I am not the only one who had a great one.
My Honda is very reliable too. People give me crap because it's Japanese. It has well over 200,000 miles and still runs like new. Besides- who cares if the car is any good? The ad is funny anyway. 
01 Oct 2010, 10:10 am
01 Oct 2010, 10:17 am
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01 Oct 2010, 11:32 am
That's an ingenious ad... But the only thing I notice is that the front left fender is dull black, and the rest of the car is gloss black (yes of course... As an Aspie 
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And I wouldn't buy it anyway... I have the chick-magnet of all time, LOL!
Charles
01 Oct 2010, 2:56 pm
01 Oct 2010, 2:58 pm
Over here in the UK where people buy cars with 1.3 liter engines.
Over here they have their issues. The modular V8s have problems with the their valve guides. Tell tale sign of this is they smoke on acceleration, I don't like to be behind old Crown Vics for that reason. Also Ford switched from a cast metal intake manifold to a composite manifold at some point. That manifold has hot coolant run through it and over time it will crack and spew coolant everywhere. The older V6s also were very flawed, even more so than the V8s in typical American manufacturer tradition. A lot of Ford's more reliable models depend on Mazda sourced tech. The Taurus SHO used Mazda transmissions, the Probe was supposed to be a Mazda built replacement Mustang and it's essential an MX-6. Even the older Fords are plagued with issues. The Foxbody Mustang is the choice car for drag racing (aside from the Chevy Nova) and it has a Borg Warner T-5 transmission which is weak as sh**.
Over here in the UK where people spell litre properly
Generally, if we want fast cars, we get something from Germany, or perhaps something British:
