I am a thief!

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Just taken a bit of my brother's cheese (he works at a dairy across the road) to eat.

He stores cheeses in the fridge for a number of months to 'mature' or whatever it is they do.

I must say that this one is delicious, and it's favourite of all cheeses. I've also opened it and eaten some of it. What should I do?

I think I'd better commit some form of flagellation. I am evil.

Sorry.

well since hes your brother i think he can forgive you cause hey hat are families for

p.s i would have taken a bit of the cheese as well

It is not a gay one like some countries produce, but quite a strong cheese. One that really annoys your tastebuds and often "sends them home to think again" in some cases.

Mmm.

well you could always say you were just tasting it for the customers to make sure it was fine or not poisoned or anything

Yeah. I think i might do that.

"Not strong enough" would be my verdict.

ha ha ha

Just don't make a habit of it -- You were probably really hungry, and It's understandable. He's your brother but you could also get him in alot of trouble.. It'll be fine though

i had a childhood friend who was caught stealing 50p from a jar in his mums kitchen. she reported him to the police!

whatever moral lesson this action was supposed to impress upon the young mind, its probably too late in your case. you should be safe.

Perhaps you can convince your brother to bring you some casu marzu, in case you're (a) looking for a "stronger" cheese; and/or (b) looking for penitence

You're not a thief. You're human like the rest of us.

I've had that studpid 'you stole the sun from my heart' song in my head all weekend. wrong thread?

I have eaten
the cheese
that was in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for work

Forgive me
it was delicious
so pungent
and I'll pay for it

cheese!

Could be worse you could have that "Your love alone is not enough" instead with that annoying female vocalists whinny voice instead