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HELP!

Must. . .re-sist. . .tempt-ation. . .im-pulse. . .to. . .strong. . .wackiness. . .coming. . .out.
Want. . .to. . .post. . .funny. . .non. . .sense. . .again. rotfl

No. Attempts at humor will be met with severe beatings.

How did you know I enjoy being beaten? In chess, poker, black jack, etc.

Whip me. Beat me. Make me max out my credit card.

Eh, I'm not really into being the top for other men. I'll either be the top to a woman or sub to a male or female, but I'll never be dom to a guy. Don't know why, exactly.

Must. . .stay. . .in. . .con-trol. . .comic. . .side. . .grow. . .ing. . .in. . .strength.
Can't. . .give. . .in. . .must . . .push. . .key. . .board. . .away. . .from. . .hands.
Tempt. . .ation. . .to. . .great.
Must. . .write. . .some. . .thing. . .fun. . .ny.

So what do you say to a rooster that won't shut up?

"I'd be crowing to if I had a pecker on my face"

Kefka LOL.

By all means, don't fight your impulse, give us more funny stuff, let it all out.

Well maybe not ALL, at least not at the same time.

You are an understanding person, but that is what you want?

Now, I'm not sure why you say there is no such thing as to understand you.

[quoteSo what do you say to a rooster that won't shut up?

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you dont say anything you just kill it.

Another one is: "And the cock (rooster) crowed 3 times, 4 times, 5 times, 6 times, 7 times. . .that's it! I'm firing up the barbecue!"

Don't encourage him please!

I really don't need much/any encouragement. I just try to get others to laugh. Just ask anyone. . .I'm the most trying person in the Portland area. . .well atleast in the top five that is. The top spot is held by a friend of mine-Stephanie Pierce who runs the "Church of Elvis"

While I'm on the subject of fowl. I have proof that chickens can fly!

Once while conducting an experiment. I witnesses it. A chicken flew!

It went over one hundred and fifty feet!

I launched that bird with a catapult and recorded the flight on tape. . .the landing was kind of ugly though. Just kidding.

It'd never harm another living thing. . .well-do flies count?

Actually, chickens tend to have their wings clipped - those that don't, can usually fly a bit. Some can fly a lot, and like to sit in trees.

I'm sorry everyone. I thought this would be a funny post. I was wrong. I wonder if I should have even joined this site. This probably isn't the best place for me and my sense of humor. And for that I humbly apologize.

Right now I'm in a down mode. Not so much as a mildly funny post from me for about 2-3 days or a bit longer.