Why do I envison opening up a canned sandwich only to find soggy white bread covered in congealed jelly like grease like you find in a can of spam with gristly thinly sliced piece of ham and soggy cheese slice.
I lifted a case off a food delievery truck at the resteraunt I worked at it was 6 #10 cans of canned taco meat. Holy s**t was it good. We ate hard shell tacos and burritos for three months at my house and gave a can to our nextdoor neighbor. Normally I don't steal but I overheard the delieverman say to my boss its good that you hire the ret*d. My boss told him I was one of the smarter people that worked there. His reply to that was to say yeah right. All I did was open the door and tell him where to put the delievery.
I hope they took the cost of the taco meat out of his pay.
I also had canned bacon before. It comes like a scroll of wax paper that you unroll to reveal the already fried bacon. The bacon was limp but when you put it in a pan to fry it a little bit it became crispy. We used it on hot dogs and baked beans.
You can also get canned whole chickens that look like a diseased stringy chicken covered in congealed meat jelly.
Don't they have canned butter in New Zealand I think it's called Red Feather? You don't see canned butter in the states.
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