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21 May 2006, 8:11 pm

Post them here.

Q- Why did the plane fall out of the sky?

A- Because the pilot was a tomato.

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21 May 2006, 8:50 pm

idiotic...

A man walks into a bar and says ouch

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21 May 2006, 8:51 pm

What happened when the tomatoes pilot fell from the sky?

It made a SQUASH.

http://www.uga.edu/vegetable/squash.html

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21 May 2006, 9:24 pm

a dyslexic man walked into a bra

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21 May 2006, 9:51 pm

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist who did not belive in dog?

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21 May 2006, 10:29 pm

nope

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21 May 2006, 10:35 pm

Do you want to hear a Joke?

"Family!" :lol: :lol:

I'm not much of a Family Person.

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21 May 2006, 11:36 pm

Can I speak frankly?

He'll be back in an hour.

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22 May 2006, 2:50 am

Did he fall fall short?

Somehow a little man tripping over shorts is funny.

(croud bursts into laughter, only a few 2mat-toes thrown)

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22 May 2006, 4:11 am

Knock Knock!

Who's here?

The Devil!

The Devil who?

Ken Livingstone. He's made London look like Hell!

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22 May 2006, 10:52 pm

Two Potato's are in an oven. The first turns to the other and says "Oh god! We're going to be cooked alive."

The other turns to him and replies, "Wow! A talking Potato."

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22 May 2006, 11:27 pm

Dude your tripping.

But my feet are stationary.

Then I'll need some envelopes...

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23 May 2006, 7:49 am

Do you want to hear a Dirty Joke?

A White Horse fell into the Mud.

Dirty Joke!

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23 May 2006, 8:21 am

Dude, this is a cool place.

It seems rather hot in here to me.

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23 May 2006, 10:02 am

- Doctor, doctor, I have 59 seconds to live.
- Just give me a minute.

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23 May 2006, 10:21 am

Whats you favorite kind of veggie?

Reply: Pea's in patato's

Reaction: Hey, stop pissing on the patato's

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