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whiteskunk
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29 Aug 2006, 1:05 pm

Everyone has heard me say how painfully shy I am when meeting/going out with someone (a woman) for the first time-
Well- Once while on a 'blind' date. I became so nervous, I wet my pants right in front of her. To make things worse, two friends
(of mine) were there and saw it happen. . .they have never let me live that down.

Go ahead. I know several of you are dying to comment.

I've heard them all. . ."Don't get pissy with me" "Urine nice guy" "Do you wear diapers?-Depends" etc.


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29 Aug 2006, 1:23 pm

whiteskunk wrote:
To make things worse, two friends
(of mine) were there and saw it happen. . .they have never let me live that down.


Hmm might explain the two shallow graves in your backyard.

Myself I can not think of one major thing. Its more like hundreds of little things that
I remember on a daily basis at random that makes me reacted in a uncontrolable way
sometimes speaking aloud something like "I want to die". Trying to think of an
example............... Oh in high school I was setting at a table in the library there was
a room with a door right behide me. A good looking girl came up to one end of the table and said real friendly "hi mr jones" (jones being my made up last name for this
story) and I said "hello" about that time I here the door close and her eyes fixed
on a teacher with the same last name. Neither even noticed me.



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29 Aug 2006, 1:27 pm

What really shocked me was the woman in question asked me out after that. But she turned out to be the mothering type. Which I don't care for.


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29 Aug 2006, 2:12 pm

Oh the stories I could tell, I also wet my pants one time, but it was not that embarrassing

I lived through a lot of embarrassing moments as a child, once I went to the toilet, I'm not that big so I got stuck and could not get up. I called for help and my sister came out and saw me stuck. She laughed so hart my mother came out and then she started laughing too. I coulden't move I just had to sit there and feeling humiliated, listening to them laugh instead of helping me.



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29 Aug 2006, 3:01 pm

Another one was when I worked as lifeguard for the YMCA. One day I forgot my swim suit-had to use one from the lost and found box it was a bit to small. . .just I sat down in the chair to watch the swimmers. . ."rip city" right in the crotch area-the seam tore. I never heard the end if that from my supervisor or co-workers. I never forgot my suit after that either.


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29 Aug 2006, 4:24 pm

Oh great idea for a topic right here/ my most embarrassing moment would have to have been when my sister caught me masturbating while i was watching baywatch. hahaha 8O



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29 Aug 2006, 4:29 pm

i wen tup to my mom once who was sitting with her back to me. i went to give her a hug and realised it wasnt my mother.
this was at a bbq in a crowd full of people.



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29 Aug 2006, 4:32 pm

hahahahaha



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29 Aug 2006, 5:17 pm

I was a Coffee House celebration at my Clubhouse and it was three weeks before Christmas. I was going through my Austin Powers phase and I've had it in my head that I sounded like Austin. We were at an Intermission and after I've poured myself some Tea, I've walked up to the Mic and made up a a Joke about an Austin Powers Christmas Ornament that would say, "Merry Christmas, Baby!" I didn't sound anything like Austin Powers. I've sounded like the cross between a Pearly King and a Pearly Queen. I was standing at the Mic, in shock. A fellow Member had to tell me to sit down.



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29 Aug 2006, 5:28 pm

waterdogs wrote:
hahahahaha

your laughing at my embarassing moment?
and you got caugth wankig in front of your sister to...baywatch?
and your laughing at my embarassing moment?
one of us doesnt get it kid.



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29 Aug 2006, 6:12 pm

I meant this post as a way to show our individual human selves. That we all have done things embarrassing yet can laugh at ourselves.
If this is going to cause people to start "mud slinging" then let's stop and lock/close this threat.

I humbly apologize for starting what is becoming a "bash" thread.


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29 Aug 2006, 6:40 pm

I used to enjoy masturbating in public. I particularly enjoyed going outside my house in the nude and touching myself when I was home alone. One day, as I was "making the rounds" I thought I saw someone wearing a white shirt and green pants on the front step, so I ran back inside. It turns out my eyes played a trick on me. The white shirt was the white railing on my porch, and the green pants were a bush. I had run away so quickly I didn't even notice that there was no one there. A good afternoon spoilt. :oops:



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29 Aug 2006, 6:44 pm

When I moved into my first college dorm, my new roommate and her family left. So I changed my clothes because the clothes I had been wearing were all sweaty. Well, when I actually bothered to look around and pay attention to my surroundings, I noticed her father was still in the room :( :oops:. Only she and her mother had left.



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29 Aug 2006, 7:03 pm

This is one of my favorite websites: patheticgeekstories.com

I'm sure many of us can relate.

WARNING: Don't look at that website if you are have Post-Traumatic Stress Syndrome or the like from bullies.



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29 Aug 2006, 8:10 pm

donkey wrote:
waterdogs wrote:
hahahahaha

your laughing at my embarassing moment?
and you got caugth wankig in front of your sister to...baywatch?
and your laughing at my embarassing moment?
one of us doesnt get it kid.
maybe if you would have opend your eyes you would have known it was not you're mom that you were hugging brah



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29 Aug 2006, 9:09 pm

Don't get me started....

I've broken zippers trying to go to the restroom...swore off any tops that wrapped after the "exposure" incident in jr. high...caught my hair on fire with a candle...spilled more stuff on myself than is humanly possible...and once my car caught on fire in the parking lot.

I am a walking Murphy's Law.


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