Aspielocks and the Three Bears

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Once upon a time there was a pretty little girl named Aspielocks. Aspielocks was very smart when it came to things like zoology and rocket science, but very dumb about things like boys and what people called “good manners.” One day, Aspielocks was off in the woods looking for one of her model rockets that had malfunctioned and gone off course, when she came across an ant trail. Aspielocks was fascinated by ants and became totally absorbed in watching the ants work as she followed their trail deeper into the forest.

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Aspielocks found a King Cobra and bit her...

..but as she knew a lot about zoology, she knew how to handle the serpent in the safest way possible. It then began to rain. Despite her being injected with the cobra's toxins, the rain was mildly acidic and it dissolved the poison, leaving Aspielocks intact.

(Had I known you were going to attempt to kill off our protagonist...)

just then and most unexpectedly a 747 engine block fell on her head, just straight out of the sky an dcrushed her...........to death, there was no way possible in any scenario with any shred of credibility she would survive this. she was dead.....

Gee, thanks. I wonder what you'll do to Snow White and the Seven Aspies.
Let's see, there's
Bashful and Creepy,
Quiet and Know-it-all....

mr mark i release you from your creepy title you have been on good behaviour...let it go dude

What? What was that, an apology?
Damn! And here I was aspiring to be Hot & Creepy.
Guess I'll cancel that gym membership.

it wasnt an apology you freacking moron.

Oh, that's too bad. A little apology can go a long ways. It seems like there are a lot of people around here who could improve their relationships with a little apology.

it was an absolution from the prior title.
not an apology
you still got a long way to go, im watching you.
you need to thank me for keeping you honest dude.

AspieLocks body was taken to a biotech firm in Northern Ireland were scientist
doing very anti-catholic technology clone her. Strangely her clone now loves gardening and metal casting, but still has not luck dealing with boys.

this clone was mistaken by a group of loyalist marchers as a catholic republican and was killed and her body was burned and evaporated so that no single cell o fher existed, and that of the original body was also evaporated so no cell for cloning of her body existed anywhere. this effdtivel ended the story forever. and no more of this story could ever continue ever. in this thread.

I’m sorry if I gave offense. While I’m very sophisticated about many things, I’m still very naïve about many others. Fortunately, there are people here who’s strengths compliment my weaknesses and I’m learning a great deal from them. Likewise, I know there are people here who’s weaknesses compliment my strengths. Thank-you so much for keeping me honest. Lord knows I need the help. Don’t know what I’d do without you.