Flagg wrote:
Graelwyn wrote:
Flagg wrote:
Graelwyn wrote:
Flagg wrote:
You are officially half as awesome as Metal Gear Solid.
Dare I ask what one would have to do to be 3/4 as awesome as Metal Gear Solid??

Eat the flames and spit them out.
Um, at that point, having the accolade would not matter as I would be floating above you, waving my fists

It's actually quite doable.
But it requires special fuel and years of training.
If you mean fire breathing, I can already do that... you hold a mouthful of paraffin, hold the torch in front of you and blow out the paraffin at the torch while stepping back slightly. I learnt it in an hour. My ex could already do it all, and until a point, I had refused to even try it, until I heard the Ministry of Sound were performing at a yacht festival the next night and the organisers wanted fire performers after seeing my ex and his fire pals. So, there we were in the local park, at 2am in the morning, teaching me to fire eat, fire breathe and fire staff. But after that occasion, I didn't do it again as it made me so nervous. It can freeze your lungs and kill you if you accidentally inhale the paraffin, and it can kill you if the flames blow back in your face, which has been known to happen.
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