Conversations Thread (one-act place)

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I have some conversations with people that seem perfectly rational to me and others find very "funny." I thought it's be fun to share weird conversations you have with people. One-Act Play style.

Room Mate: <runs down stairs, heads towards door> Hey, how you doing?
Me: I was about to ask the same of you.
R.M.: Oh, I'm fine! Thanks.
Me: The same for me. I am also fine.
R.M.: That's great!
Me: This has satisfied my curiosity about a great mystery.
R.M.: <laughing> How?
Me: I often think to myself as you sneak out of the house: I wonder how that mysterious and elusive man is doing.
R.M.: <laughing uncontrollably> Well...now you know!
Me: Yes, and I now feel a burden has been lifted from my shoulders.
R.M.: Ok, well I have to go. Have a great night.
Me: To you as well.
R.M.: Ok.
Me: Do you promise?
R.M.: Promise...what?
Me: To have a good night.
R.M.: <laughing> Sure, man.
Me: Ok. Well, bye, then.
R.M.: Bye! <laughs his way out the door>