Put A Curse on ....

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25 Oct 2006, 11:11 am

It has been noted that I am totally evil. Ok, you fingered me. So here's my totally evil Topic...

Put A Curse on ....

You fill in the name of the deserving party (Names are good, but an e-curse can find someone by description alone) then name their offense, then name their punishment ! !! !

You are hereby given power to curse anyone, or anything. I hereby grant Werbert dispensation to curse himself.

One moment while I get my crystal balls in proper alignment. (Ahem)

A Curse on the Jerk NT in my High School who went around calling me a "Fag", may he get an STD for which there is no cure, and is very painful!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!

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25 Oct 2006, 11:33 am

A curse on our old priar minister Göran Persson, a fake socialist, and a curse on our new one, the fake social liberal Fredrik Reinfeldt.

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25 Oct 2006, 12:09 pm

Litigious, would you care to extend your curse to fake social liberals everywhere?

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25 Oct 2006, 12:28 pm

Sure. I'm not greedy or pennywise with hate, despise or curses.

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25 Oct 2006, 12:32 pm

The Rt. Hon Anthony Charles Lynton Blair MP.

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25 Oct 2006, 12:45 pm

Ken Livingstone. I put a curse on him, so he gets ousted out of office, within the next week.

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26 Oct 2006, 10:59 am

I put a curse on the NTs who've made my life misery.

Sorry to keep referring to NTs.

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26 Oct 2006, 11:06 am

I curse Cloud Strife. He killed me twice. Now I get to kill him twice. He won't come back.

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26 Oct 2006, 1:35 pm

I also dedicate my curse to those NTs that made my life misery, there's a few notable exceptions. I'm not picky when it comes to punishments, I say merely that they gave me hell, now its their turn to be given hell.

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26 Oct 2006, 2:51 pm

I dedicate this curse to Tammy Fae Baker. What do you think you're doing, wearing that much make-up. That amount of make-up is not good for your pores! You are not allowed to wear make-up for a year!

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26 Oct 2006, 2:53 pm

put a cures on the people from my old boarding school

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26 Oct 2006, 3:13 pm

Prof_Pretorius just gave me a good idea. I curse intensity!

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26 Oct 2006, 4:35 pm

I put a curse on The White Scar Caves owner because he/she won't Aspies in His/her caves, I punish him/her by being broke.

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26 Oct 2006, 4:39 pm

That's the spirit, folks, but really let those old wounds howl ! !! !

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26 Oct 2006, 5:34 pm

My husband, so he'll go away quickly and quietly and give me everything!!

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26 Oct 2006, 7:25 pm

Prof_Pretorius wrote:

That's the spirit, folks, but really let those old wounds howl ! !! !

Who do you think I am, Harry Potter?

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