Just so you know, I came up with this as a joke but it does reflect some of my personal beliefs as an Aspie. Some of you will agree with parts of it, others not so don't get offended.
"Alright soldiers! We are going to begin our raids on the human cites to reclaim all the things they took from us! Each and every one of you knows what you like be it video games or books so get what you need and report back. Remember this is a get in, get out mission. Do not attempt to attack or kill the humans as they will just destroy themsleves eventually! We cannot afford to lose any of you to the social propaganda wielded by these filthy primates! Humans are known for liking the same boring things as other humans and they will stop at nothing to sway others! When amongst them in regards to the mission, there are several points to be aware of. Number one: do not look at them in the eye. This may cause an emotional bond and we cannot have that! Two: do not consume any of the human fluids known as alcohols. These substances are poisonous and can destroy your individuality but the humans are too unaware to realize this. That being said, you want to avoid any other liquid, solid, or gaseous substances known to cause pleasure for this is just a mask for more human assimilation and destruction! Three: do not speak to humans unless you need information pertaining to your mission! Their words can sway you so if spoken to just laugh awkwardly or say "yeah." They seem to like it when other sentient beings appear happy and agree with them. Otherwise, remain silent! And above all else: do not, I repeat DO NOT mate with them! Your virginity is the most precious thing you have and is vital to preserving your individuality! If you lose it you cannot get it back and you will become a carnal slave for the rest of you life! Our Creator gave it to you as a gift! Would you want to throw something like that away?! I don't think so! For longer than we can remember humans have ostracized us because they misunderstand and fear us. Yet we Aspies are a superior race and we shall take back what is rightfully ours! Now go! Go my brothers and sisters! Go and take back what makes you you! Just make sure you come back you and not one of them! Godspeed!
28 May 2012, 12:21 pm
