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12 Jan 2010, 11:17 pm
ruveyn wrote:
My one and only Walt Disney joke:
Mickey Mouse is in divorce court and the Judge says: Mr. Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie Mouse just because you allege she is crazy.
Mickey Mouse says to the judge: Your honor, I never said Minnie was crazy. I said she was f*cking Goofy.
ruveyn
Mickey Mouse is in divorce court and the Judge says: Mr. Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie Mouse just because you allege she is crazy.
Mickey Mouse says to the judge: Your honor, I never said Minnie was crazy. I said she was f*cking Goofy.
ruveyn
I sure needed a dirty mind to get that one
13 Jan 2010, 3:15 am
ruveyn wrote:
My one and only Walt Disney joke:
Mickey Mouse is in divorce court and the Judge says: Mr. Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie Mouse just because you allege she is crazy.
Mickey Mouse says to the judge: Your honor, I never said Minnie was crazy. I said she was f*cking Goofy.
ruveyn
Mickey Mouse is in divorce court and the Judge says: Mr. Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie Mouse just because you allege she is crazy.
Mickey Mouse says to the judge: Your honor, I never said Minnie was crazy. I said she was f*cking Goofy.
ruveyn
LMAO! That's a good one, I'll have to remember that!
13 Jan 2010, 3:29 am
RhettOracle wrote:
OK, here's mine:
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when Sleepy rushes in and says, “Guess what guys, I’ve won a trip to see the Pope!”
Everyone gets all excited and chants, “We finally get to ask him, we finally get to ask him!”
The next day, they are standing in front of the Pope, with Dopey out in front of the other six. All the others start pushing Dopey and saying, “Go ahead, Dopey, ask him, ask him!”
The Pope looks at Dopey and asks, “Do you have a question to ask me, young man?”
Dopey looks up shyly and says, “Well, yes.” The Pope tells him to go ahead and ask.
Dopey asks, “Well, do....do they have nuns in Alaska?”
The Pope replies,”Well, yes, I’m sure we have nuns in Alaska.” The others all keep nudging Dopey and chanting, “Ask him the rest, Dopey, ask him the rest!”
The Pope asks Dopey if there’s more to his question, and Dopey continues, “Well, uh, do they have, uh, black nuns in Alaska?”
To which the Pope replies, “Well, my son, I think there must be a few black nuns in Alaska, yes.”
Still not satisfied, the others keep saying, “Ask him the last part, Dopey, ask him the last part!”
The Pope asks Dopey, “Is there still more to your question?”
To which Dopey replies, “Well, uh, yeah..... are there, uh, are there any m***et black nuns in Alaska?”
The startled Pope replies, “Well, no, my son, I really don’t think there are any m***et black nuns in Alaska.”
At this, Dopey turns all kinds of colors, and the others start laughing, and yelling, “Dopey f**** a penguin, Dopey f**** a penguin!”
ehhh not that funny in my opinion.
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when Sleepy rushes in and says, “Guess what guys, I’ve won a trip to see the Pope!”
Everyone gets all excited and chants, “We finally get to ask him, we finally get to ask him!”
The next day, they are standing in front of the Pope, with Dopey out in front of the other six. All the others start pushing Dopey and saying, “Go ahead, Dopey, ask him, ask him!”
The Pope looks at Dopey and asks, “Do you have a question to ask me, young man?”
Dopey looks up shyly and says, “Well, yes.” The Pope tells him to go ahead and ask.
Dopey asks, “Well, do....do they have nuns in Alaska?”
The Pope replies,”Well, yes, I’m sure we have nuns in Alaska.” The others all keep nudging Dopey and chanting, “Ask him the rest, Dopey, ask him the rest!”
The Pope asks Dopey if there’s more to his question, and Dopey continues, “Well, uh, do they have, uh, black nuns in Alaska?”
To which the Pope replies, “Well, my son, I think there must be a few black nuns in Alaska, yes.”
Still not satisfied, the others keep saying, “Ask him the last part, Dopey, ask him the last part!”
The Pope asks Dopey, “Is there still more to your question?”
To which Dopey replies, “Well, uh, yeah..... are there, uh, are there any m***et black nuns in Alaska?”
The startled Pope replies, “Well, no, my son, I really don’t think there are any m***et black nuns in Alaska.”
At this, Dopey turns all kinds of colors, and the others start laughing, and yelling, “Dopey f**** a penguin, Dopey f**** a penguin!”
i guess though because i know there aren't any penguins in Alaska or the north pole
They're at the south pole. I believe the north has the polar bears
13 Jan 2010, 3:32 am
ruveyn wrote:
My one and only Walt Disney joke:
Mickey Mouse is in divorce court and the Judge says: Mr. Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie Mouse just because you allege she is crazy.
Mickey Mouse says to the judge: Your honor, I never said Minnie was crazy. I said she was f*cking Goofy.
ruveyn
i heard a similar one except mickey found goofy's name written in snow (yellow snow Mickey Mouse is in divorce court and the Judge says: Mr. Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie Mouse just because you allege she is crazy.
Mickey Mouse says to the judge: Your honor, I never said Minnie was crazy. I said she was f*cking Goofy.
ruveyn
) & it was in minnie's handwriting which suggested minnie was holding it for him.
13 Jan 2010, 3:34 am
Seanmw wrote:
ehhh not that funny in my opinion.
i guess though because i know there aren't any penguins in Alaska or the north pole
They're at the south pole. I believe the north has the polar bears
i guess though because i know there aren't any penguins in Alaska or the north pole
They're at the south pole. I believe the north has the polar bears
Here's a news flash for ya: this was humor, not a documentary.
13 Jan 2010, 3:38 am
RhettOracle wrote:
Seanmw wrote:
ehhh not that funny in my opinion.
i guess though because i know there aren't any penguins in Alaska or the north pole
They're at the south pole. I believe the north has the polar bears
i guess though because i know there aren't any penguins in Alaska or the north pole
They're at the south pole. I believe the north has the polar bears
Here's a news flash for ya: this was humor, not a documentary.
13 Jan 2010, 3:39 am
Good jokes everyone! 
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13 Jan 2010, 4:19 am
RhettOracle wrote:
I give up.
for the record i'm not trying to argue a point.
but merely explain why i didn't find it incredibly hilarious.
so i really have no idea what you're giving up on.
If it's giving up on trying to "make me see the light" and realize that it's funny,
well, it's a bit late for that, once a joke's ruined for me, it's ruined.
so providing a counter-point as you did was sorta like beating a dead horse.
I do have a sense of humor, i don't need to be explained to why something's funny, i already know. I catch on pretty easily in that area.
13 Jan 2010, 11:16 am
RhettOracle wrote:
OK, here's mine:
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when Sleepy rushes in and says, “Guess what guys, I’ve won a trip to see the Pope!”
Everyone gets all excited and chants, “We finally get to ask him, we finally get to ask him!”
The next day, they are standing in front of the Pope, with Dopey out in front of the other six. All the others start pushing Dopey and saying, “Go ahead, Dopey, ask him, ask him!”
The Pope looks at Dopey and asks, “Do you have a question to ask me, young man?”
Dopey looks up shyly and says, “Well, yes.” The Pope tells him to go ahead and ask.
Dopey asks, “Well, do....do they have nuns in Alaska?”
The Pope replies,”Well, yes, I’m sure we have nuns in Alaska.” The others all keep nudging Dopey and chanting, “Ask him the rest, Dopey, ask him the rest!”
The Pope asks Dopey if there’s more to his question, and Dopey continues, “Well, uh, do they have, uh, black nuns in Alaska?”
To which the Pope replies, “Well, my son, I think there must be a few black nuns in Alaska, yes.”
Still not satisfied, the others keep saying, “Ask him the last part, Dopey, ask him the last part!”
The Pope asks Dopey, “Is there still more to your question?”
To which Dopey replies, “Well, uh, yeah..... are there, uh, are there any m***et black nuns in Alaska?”
The startled Pope replies, “Well, no, my son, I really don’t think there are any m***et black nuns in Alaska.”
At this, Dopey turns all kinds of colors, and the others start laughing, and yelling, “Dopey f**** a penguin, Dopey f**** a penguin!”
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when Sleepy rushes in and says, “Guess what guys, I’ve won a trip to see the Pope!”
Everyone gets all excited and chants, “We finally get to ask him, we finally get to ask him!”
The next day, they are standing in front of the Pope, with Dopey out in front of the other six. All the others start pushing Dopey and saying, “Go ahead, Dopey, ask him, ask him!”
The Pope looks at Dopey and asks, “Do you have a question to ask me, young man?”
Dopey looks up shyly and says, “Well, yes.” The Pope tells him to go ahead and ask.
Dopey asks, “Well, do....do they have nuns in Alaska?”
The Pope replies,”Well, yes, I’m sure we have nuns in Alaska.” The others all keep nudging Dopey and chanting, “Ask him the rest, Dopey, ask him the rest!”
The Pope asks Dopey if there’s more to his question, and Dopey continues, “Well, uh, do they have, uh, black nuns in Alaska?”
To which the Pope replies, “Well, my son, I think there must be a few black nuns in Alaska, yes.”
Still not satisfied, the others keep saying, “Ask him the last part, Dopey, ask him the last part!”
The Pope asks Dopey, “Is there still more to your question?”
To which Dopey replies, “Well, uh, yeah..... are there, uh, are there any m***et black nuns in Alaska?”
The startled Pope replies, “Well, no, my son, I really don’t think there are any m***et black nuns in Alaska.”
At this, Dopey turns all kinds of colors, and the others start laughing, and yelling, “Dopey f**** a penguin, Dopey f**** a penguin!”
If you've actually ever watched Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, you'd know that Dopey cannot talk.
13 Jan 2010, 12:49 pm
