What would an aspie organised crime family look like?

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02 Jan 2007, 6:43 am

I would image the leader would have to be a supervillian like in a James bond movie
with some high tech unusally way to make money. Any ideas you have please post them.



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02 Jan 2007, 7:53 am

There would be 2 loyal hitmen who protects the leader.

And there good at protecting him.



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02 Jan 2007, 7:55 am

Like the orginization in the movie, 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels'.



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02 Jan 2007, 7:56 am

I :heart: the movie "Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels."



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02 Jan 2007, 8:07 am

fredo.. every organization has their share of fredo's... i figure an aspie crime family would be full of them..



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02 Jan 2007, 8:15 am

TheMachine1 wrote:
I would image the leader would have to be a supervillian like in a James bond movie
with some high tech unusally way to make money. Any ideas you have please post them.


This sounds like someone asking for a blueprint...
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Office Space FTW.



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02 Jan 2007, 8:23 am

I was thinking the members would spend their money on odd obessions to.
Like Lady Austina the ice pick hitwomen in black latex with a warehouse full on vintage RouteMaster buses.



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02 Jan 2007, 8:27 am

shadexiii wrote:
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This sounds like someone asking for a blueprint...


Yes please attach any schematics for a giant lasers you may have.



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02 Jan 2007, 8:38 am

you should check out "peters evil overlord" list full of things you should keep in mind, like

The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.

When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."

I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.

http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html


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02 Jan 2007, 8:50 am

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02 Jan 2007, 11:15 am

I recon it would end up resembling the nazi regime during WW2.



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02 Jan 2007, 1:28 pm

Led by a genius madman, totally insane, heartless, merciless, and ruthless. Bodyguards and officers are superior, highly competent, with powerful weapons and unquestioning loyalty. Soldiers do as they are told, when they are told, and kill indiscriminately.

Everything is thought out comprehensively and foolproof.


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02 Jan 2007, 3:26 pm

heheh.



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02 Jan 2007, 5:57 pm

Dunno but if I had to threaten someone with a gun I'd find it very hard to make eye contact with them. I'd have to put a note under the door saying 'hands up or I shoot, punk!'



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02 Jan 2007, 6:35 pm

we would be an "underground" society - very hard for the authorities to find. Possibly IT based, but "white collar" crime, as in the movie "Catch Me If You Can".

Lots of counterfeiting, computer hacking.


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02 Jan 2007, 8:02 pm

Anubis wrote:
Led by a genius madman, totally insane, heartless, merciless, and ruthless. Bodyguards and officers are superior, highly competent, with powerful weapons and unquestioning loyalty. Soldiers do as they are told, when they are told, and kill indiscriminately.

Everything is thought out comprehensively and foolproof.


Dude, we have enough problems getting people on this board to agree on the existence or lack thereof of God, much less taking orders with unquestioning loyalty, hehehe.
All the other stuff, the genius, merciless, superior, highly competent, etc I'm all for.