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Timelady
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23 Jan 2007, 1:53 pm

Hail to theRouteMaster,RouteMaster RouteMaster,
Hail to the RouteMaster RouteMaster mam!
she drinks and she obsesses and speaks cockney,
Hail to the RouteMaster RouteMaster mam!
she skids left and skids right with a busted up headlight,
Hail to the RouteMaster RouteMaster mam!



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23 Jan 2007, 1:58 pm

Let's try rap.

Alternative's my name,
And,
Alternative's my game.

I'm more alternative than the rock music scene,
I'm a lazy little *Beep* and am not very keen,
With the socialising style, and all of those NTs.
If I rap any further, I think I might turn lame,
I'm a feeling very wild, anybody want to tame?

Finished. 8)

*Waiting for applause*

Ok. That was crap. :lol:



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23 Jan 2007, 5:09 pm

I want to take Eric Clapton's "Cocaine" and change it to "Catnip" and do a youtube video of cats getting loaded on catnip to the song.



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23 Jan 2007, 10:52 pm

LOL! My nine cats would all be dancing to it!



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23 Jan 2007, 11:44 pm

I hate crap music.

It needs. to be. PWNED.

We need to. control. the world!! !! !

Because NT's CAN'T. stop us.

Because we are. too good. for them!! !! !

Burn hollywood. Burn MTV. PWN ALL NT'S!! !! !

WP will. rule the. world!! !! !

All your base are belong to us!! !! !


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24 Jan 2007, 1:11 am

Untitled
By TheMachine1 and Werbert

my dog likes to eat mary-wann-a (TM1)
my dog likes to eat mary-wann-a

He offered the cat a bit of ganja (W)
But the cat said-a he no wanna.
Try a bit o' mary-wann-a

the dog say hey redivider yo (TM1)
bag of mary-wann-a I wanna
eat more mary-wann-a

The cat say no, doggie, no (W)
I no wanna
try-a the mary-wann-a

The cat he stay hip (W)
and give the doggie the slip
chillin with a pipe full o' catnip

the dog say hey I wanna (TM1)
dance with a cool cat.
the cat say hey I wanna
dance with a dog on
mary-wann-a

Cool cat got to dancin' (W)
And hot dog got to prancin'
The cat shimmied so sweet,
But dog stepped on his feet
Hot dog ran for the door,
but the cat tossed him to the floor.

the dog an cat on the floor they sat. (TM1)
cat say hey dog do you want to eat
a p**** cat.



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26 Jan 2007, 1:42 am

Cannot say I wrote this, but it's good nonetheless.

Sing the past to me, 'cause I'm the one who wrote the song,
I made it up next week so all the words will come out wrong,
The past won't keep you warm tonight, the future's blown to bits,
And everything that you believe is really full of s**t.


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